Riding in the Car!

"Overpopulation" Epidemic and the Attack Against the Family

Umm, you see it everyday you go to Wall-Mart. You see it every time you turn on the TV, I mean. Some countries are worried about the whole "overpopulation" epidemic. In the Philippines it went from 6 children max in the 1960's to half that number 40 years later. This only increases the poverty level because there are no new people to work. I for one believe the whole overpopulated ordeal is a huge hoax that is killing the family. Chinese people are only aloud 2 children. This causes a problem: there isn't any growth whatsoever in the population number. I find it a bummer when two children were born under two parents who die later. 2 + 2 = 4 - 2 = 2. . . There is no up or down. Some people in China only have one child: 2 + 1 = 3 - 2 = 1. Then we lose a number in our population! AND THEN THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN HAVE CHILDREN! 2 + 0 = 2 - 2 = 0 Ok, now remember these figures, for, believe it or not, it posses yet another threat. The television community has communicated in secret that it is appropriate only to have three children max. Have ya ever gone in a McDonald's and got frowned at cuz your family had 6 kids!?!?! You see, people have been brainwashed to denounce and shun big families. People have been taught that having more than three kids is absolutely insane! Now here is the climax of this little story: while we Americans are having three children per couple, Islamic people are having twelve. . . and on top of that, these Islamic men have more than one wife!!!!! One guy with 6 wives each one having twelve kids what do ya get? An army for Alah! *passes out* AND ON TOP OF THAT, WE HAVE PEOPLE SPAMMING AND ABUSING THEIR ABORTION RIGHTS!!! *Dies*

A Hint of Reality

Why is it that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it we leave our expensive cars outside in the danger, where as we keep our worthless junk in the protection of our garages?

Why is it we call mailing boxes by ship “cargo” and mailing boxes by car “shipment”?

. . .

. . .

Why is it we even have CPS when we abort babies every day?

Why is it we can legally kill our babies in a hospital but outside a hospital it is a whole different way?

Why is it that men are marrying men and women are marrying women?

What a messy, topsy-turvy world we live in:

A world where we’d rather murder, steel, and sin.

. . .

. . .

You see, Satan wants us to be disoriented and confused.

He likes it when we’re massacred and abused.

That way, we don’t know that what we do is bad;

That way we live in darkness and are always sad.

Postmodernism

"Feeding Jim!"

WACKA WACKA DOO DOO YEAH!

Vlog Quest

Well, here I am, posting a blog. I haven’t posted in a long while, so SHAME ON ME! I wanna make somethin’. Maybe like a short Vlog er something, but I cannot think of anything to do. . .

How about you ask me ten questions (reasonable ones, ya know), and I will answer them in the most interesting way. Don’t worry, it won’t be like Cole’s latest and last Vlog; it will be much more than that. Sitting in front of a camera in a room by yourself gets old and boring too quickly. I am gunna drag you to places with me and junk. SO, ask me ten questions and I shall answer them, cool?

(This seems to be quite scary considering that only two to three people even read my blog. . .)

SUHWEET!

~The Silhouette

PS: I wanna make Vlogs a more common thing amongst my blog and stuff. . .

Dear [if any] Great Grandkids,

Dear [if any] Great Grandkids,

You are probably reading this because I am dead. . .*Eerie Music, Angels Singing* . ., and some psychopath has told you that I have a Facebook/Blog. If you know him/her by name, (and if him/her still lives) send him/her to the North Pole (if it still exists—if not, just launch him/her into space. I am sure it will be easy considering that every single movie made foretelling the future WAS WRONG!—y’all are probably laughing your heads off at Back to the Future 2).

I hope you still speak English in your era, or else this note is completely useless. (But maybe y’all still have translators that decipher Ye Olde Inglish, hopefully.)

And here I am, typing away, not knowing if the rapture might have happened already, or I’ll even live to have children, or they’ll live to have children, or they’ll live to have children, for that matter. . .

I hope, also, that aliens don’t come down and evaporate the earth to the degree of ashes. . . That would bight. . . If aliens DO come, SEND THEIR *&^$ing Green “As- -s” to H-E-Double-Hockeysticks!!!!

If they do destroy Earth, (Fat Chance) just build a spaceship a day or two in advance and launch your butts to Mars. . . What, that has already been done? DANG IT!

Always turn the other cheek to those who slap thy face (Unless they’re aliens). Say no to drugs and smoking. . .

Don’t be too hard on your parents and grandparents. They gave me a hard time. (Why not return the favor?) Ya know what? Do your great grandfather a favor and give ‘em a hard time; it’s fun messing with their brains.

I’ll be sure to punch in some Pro-life morals into your parents so you’ll even exist. I also hope all of you are Christians (if not, I’ll come out of the grave and make you Christians, by golly!)

Curse Webster for making all them Homophones! I could never tell ya how hard spelling was! You’ll probably never experience it giving the fact that nowadays they infuse all knowledge into your brains at childbirth. Consider yourselves lucky!

Do NOT invest in Pink Leotards. . . That’s my rule of thumb.

If you’re not Conservative-Republicans, may God have mercy on your souls and your parent’s souls, etc.

Give up them floating chairs that make walking obsolete!  Watch WALL-E by Pixar/Disney Animations, (If it still exists) It will make you understand.

Do y’all still wear jeans? Why am I asking you that? I am dead! And ya know what? It is SO weird talking this way.

Yours honorably,

Ryan Scott, Oakley

Ps: I was 16-years-old when I wrote this. . .