Punny

Did you ever see a Home run?

Did you ever see a hot dog stand?

Did you ever see a salad bowl?

Did you ever see a key punch?

Did you ever see a shoe box?

Why do we call the roads we drive on a park way and the things we park on a drive way?

why do we call the carrying on a ship CARgo and carrying on a car SHIPment?

Why do we put all our worthless junk in the garage and our priceless cars outside?

I would not like to have a clone because I would be confused on the matter of which one was me.

I was posting on a medical form on which organs I would give to donations when I die and I didn't put down the Eyes Because I didn't want to be a blind ghost.