Riddles 4!!!!!!!!!!
all who thinkest thou art smart cometh hether and asketh ye a riddle.
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Friday, April 4, 2008
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here I am.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I WIN! Mwahaha!
ok Levi do you want to ask the first Riddle?
*Laughing* Ok...
ok lats go.
what you go first
all right I'll ask the first one.
ok go.
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??
I know that one. You looked it up!
I did not.
let levi try.
*snoring* *snoring* *snoring*
Levi???
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??
Ok. Sorry.
You shall be the fellowship *deep voice* Of the ring!
Great. Where we going?
late me think.
I love Pippen.
he is my Hobbit if choice.
"let"
"of"
I know, I LOOOVE MERRY AND PIPPN!!! They are awesome and hilarious!!!!
Have ya got it yet levi?
NO *crying*
Now Levi your a Wizard no Crying.
*slaps levi's face with Fish*
Oy! No fish-slapping either! If ye've got a fight to settle, settle it fair and square with blunt swords, not poor fish!
*slaps both riders*
hey the fish deserve it ya crazy pirate.
*Slaps harder*
for that i shall kill you
*fish turns into eighty pound piece of lead*
AGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Draws blunted sword and ... fish ... that is already dead*
Draws out blunt Sword.
its a river!!!!!!
have at the Pirate!!!!
*stabs, dodges, and raps at feet*
oh Levi got the Answer.
ok your turn Levi
Oh, everyone wants a go? Let's have at it then!
Disappears.
reappears in tree.
8Bonnie's arms and legs are tied together with invisible chain of Magic*
That's not a tree! *Treebeard tries to get little orc-like thing out of beard*
ha ha!!
now there is no escape!!
Victory is mine.
Ents are good friends with Elves you know.
Oy! Not fair! *struggling ferociously, tripping, rolling down hill* Ouch! *searches pockets for any useful item*
*Bonnie is caught with Magic and floats back up Hill*
what walks on 4 then on 2 then on 3
and render don't answer it.
*finds butter* Hey, that'll work! *smearing and slipping out of chains. Attacking Render and managing to fling his weapon away*
The Sphinx riddle? I know that one.
*Render pulls out Star blades and Razor sharp Stars fly everywhere.*
*Render pulls out two real Elvish Blades*
Stars to Fight and block.
Brisingr!!
*Flames*
"Starts"
Looks at Bonnie with strange expression*
I thought I was Weird.
you keep Butter with you all the time?
*grits teeth and charges, lunging sharply to the right and jumping up to kick; Render falls. Approaches with sword. Dodges ball of flame and pulls out pistol* Yes. Doesn't everyone carry butter with them?
No!
Teleports to back of Bonnie*
Aha!!
Calls Ancalagon to Side.
*ducks quickly and leg swings out to trip*
black dot in the sky I am Leviticus
and i come to see render moonarrow
Ancalagon is on his way.
I'm warning you I'm called a Dragon Rider for a reason.
I know. And I'm not called pirate for no reason either! *waves Render's watch briefly before shoving back in pocket and drawing a second sword.*
Let here go Render.
* Render's Blades begin to Burst into flames*
Magic it is a wonderful thing.
*Shock wave of Air towards Bonnie*
that would be to easy Levi.
but then again this is already to easy.
HAHAHA!!!!
Fear not young Levi. I can hold my own. *hats blasts off from air wave. Face hardens.* That. Was. My. Hat!!! *fights viciously*
Thats it brother go a way or I
shall kill you.
*swiping Render's sword* Oooh. Hot! *throwing toward Render who forgets to dodge* *Pulls out daggers*
*Render teleports everywhere then appears in front of Bonnie then in Back then in front then in back*
SLASH*
Gust of wind. Ancalagon appears as a little Speck in the horizon.
e is getting closer.
*Throwing daggers while moving in a wide circle around Render*
lev caches the hat thin soots fire
at render.
Render fights Yoda style and dodges all projectiles coming towards him.*
*Gust of Wind*
Ancalagon is getting closer!!
*Looks at sky briefly...they darken* Rain! Ha! You'll never stand a chance! My hat! *thankfully takes hat with a sweeping bow and then throws daggers at Render swiftly*
a wave of magical blue energy shields render from all projectiles.*
Aye, he comes, but so does rain! *frustratedly throwing sword back and forth between hands then continuing to fight and lunge*
*whisper* They are coming...they are coming...
Ancalagon can take on Rain foolish one!!!
Rain seems to get worse*
*Render directs Lightning toward Bonnie and Levi with the speed of light the wet ground is struck*
liv you'd his power to mack a distortion to teleport render to
his realm.
ZAP!!!!!
*jumps and brings sword down on petty little shield, breaking it. Triple combo. Using speed to advantage, trip you, knock weapon out of hand, and hold sword at throat.*
*Smiles Ancalagon lands on unsuspected Bonnie, Render teleports on Ancalagon*
liv yells NO!!!!!!
Ancalagon holding tightly to Crazy Pirate with much strength.*
Ancalagon Render And Bonnie Fly away. to the Dark mountains*
liv I shall git you brother I shall
Bonnie kicking and screaming.*
*rolls out from Ancalagon's legs, throwing knife at Render's hand. Picked up by dragon. Squirming, stabbing to no avail. Finally crosses arms and frowns, staring frustratedly at rider and dragon.* This is not fair at all! You cheated! *looking away, still frowning*
No only used my ability's to my advantage.
*Bonnie's Sword Disappears and Bonnie Suddenly finds herself on the back part of Ancalagon's Saddle*
liv git on coseoath and gos after
them going so fast in the distints
*Looking around in wonder as dragon takes flight, breath sucked in and taken away. Watches as endless country side passes below. Gripping hat tightly and trying not to enjoy...though it's hard...*
*Levi's Dragon Cliseath the Green Joins them in the sky. rain stops*
where shall we go?
To your advantage, eh? How is having the very person you are fighting eight behind you to your advantage?
*Sarcastic laugh* Do I really have any say in the matter?
ok well if ya say so.
*Bonnie Finds herself Falling towards the Ground suddenly*
Ah, no! *shuts eyes as sea plummets toward*
*Ancalagon Catches and they continue flying*
liv catches render and bonnie .
and hit bonnie off. thin go under
render. and catches bonnie. and fly
away.
Ok, so whose dragon am I on now? Again, do I really have any say in where we go? *frowns at Render* That wasn't very nice. *bits lip not to smile*
ok?
Levi you Underestimate much!
*Levi Finds himself in the Caribbean while Bonnie Rejoins Render And Ancalagon*
Magic truly is an awesome thing.
Truly. I know where to go. Let's go...to the Caribbean...
How bout we go to The Caribbeans Captain Spinner?
I read your Mind.
Great minds think alike. Even if one of them seems to be kept here against her will. Caribbean it is, then. *holding hat tightly*
im tired can we talk abbot something
ails
no not ails.
* we meet Levi and Cliseath at the Caribbean*
*Landing*
*Waves to Levi* Summon your dragon! It's a great day for a ride! *mutters something about not having a choice*
ok now where?
ok i shall do what you say
i shall summon my dragon.
Hm...Anywhere. Somewhere. Somewhere I've never been before.
lick where.
I'm in the presence of two mind readers...and y'all can't think of something?
i got to go ill be back
Ok. Render...you there?
ok im back do you want to go to
tortoga
Tortuga? Nah, I've been there plenty. I got this hat there from some drunk pirate! Um...how about you pick?
haw about hirul.
Hirul? Never been there before. Where's Render? Apparently he's not here...so you lead the way.
hop on and well go.
*Gripping hat, slow smile spreading over face*
Let's go.
Fling over sea we soon see a Portal and Fly into Hirul*
and were of to hirul .
"Flying"
Levi she doesn't know of Hirul.
*Holds breath as we plunge into the dark hole and enter into the sunlight of a different place* *softly* Wow...
*confused look*
here we are hirul field. but there
something different. be alert.
*Notices boys talking in hushed tones* What's up?
i dont now but link might now
*Pulling out sword and laying across lap*
Oh ok. So what's wrong with Hirul?
oh render is tacking care
of Rowan.
You've said that. Is there an echo in here?
im going but my brother mite be
here.
(leviticus) good bye.
Ciao and it was fun talking! have a good night!
*Scene begins evaporating and I find myself alone on an island. The waves lick the sand and the sky is clear but no living organism can be found. I sit and wait, looking into the endless sea. The water looks so cool and fresh...*
Why don't ya Teleport somewhere else?
*I take a handful of sand and watch as it filters through my hand. I stretch my legs out in front of me and tilt my head back to look at the blue sky.*
Because I'm only a humble pirate. I don't need all that magic mo-jo when I got friends like you.
*Standing up and looking around* Finally...
Cool.
*Sits next to Bonnie*
AGH!!
hermit Crab.
*Throws Crab in Sea*
It's only a crab. Maybe Calypso is near by...*watches as more crabs rise out of the sea on a wave* Um...correct me if I'm wrong, but...we're in Davy Jones locker, aren't we?
I guess.
oh well.
Oh well? You give up that easily? *watching as tides of crabs approach*
Oh well? You give up that easily? *watching as tides of crabs approach*
hi guys so were are we going.
Not sure *turns to Render* can you get us out of here?
I thought you were gone.
Bonnie Crabs aren't going to hurt us
liv pull out his sward and gaits ready.
It's not the crabs I'm worried about. *Sky darkens and sea begins to roar*
Thats not good.
oh well.
Are you ok?
liv gaits his power to mack a distortion.
Render lays down on the sand and lets Crabs Crawl on Face*
that tickles.
*Shaking head in wonder and confusement. Picks up a crab and examines it closely* So what's wrong with Hirul?
hirul is full of Losers
Blows at Crab on face*
Such as? *Watching waves rise and fall as the sky lightens* Strange...
ganon is youing the zoros power.
to tack the sea.
What's that, Levi?
Gannon is a Evil Wizard
And zorro...I'm guessing is not the masked hero in movies?
*Closes eyes and listens to the rush of waves crashing on the sand*
no a zorra is a fish person.
ganon is using the zoros power
to take the sea.
...Like Davy Jones?
yep
*Gets up* Alright then. What are we waiting around here for?
no davy takes the sols of the dead
ganon is taking the sea.
We are waiting for someone other then myself to say: Bonnie is a Crazy Pirate
Well...ok.
lats go!!!!
Why cover the obvious? *Looking around for food* I'm hungry.
Finds a Chocolate Tree*
here have some.
*Eagerly eating* Mmm...*After a while getting full and needing drink* Um...so...where to? I'm kind of thirsty.
Finds a Milk tree*
here have some
liv throes bonnie off the tree into
the sea water.
I'm pretty sure that doesn't grow on a tree. *Drinks anyway, wiping away milk mustache* Now...
i see it.
Ah! *Gets up angrily, blunt sword in hand*
Render lays back down ignoring the two.*
*Engages in a duel with Levi, ignoring Render back.*
Pulls out Penny whistle and starts to play*
Penny whistle?
yep.
just look it up.
ARG!
WORK ON YOUR SPELLING!
livi says distortion and bonnie
disappear.
Diapers.
that's Great.
that is rich.
Why thank you. Render, shush or I'll clobber you with a fish!
Render says WoWza and Bonnie Comes Back
*crossing arms* I'm not a toy. You can't just pop me somewher and then bring me back. Sooner or later you're going to forget where you put me!
livi says distortion and bonnie
disperse forever.
Yes! FREEDOM!
Render says WoWza and Bonnie Comes Back anyway
Ok, let's stop. *sits down, crossed arms and legs* I'm not moving!
livi i miss bonnie *shies*
ster wers is so COOL!!!! wow
Bonnie moves five feet from her position*
HA!
Uh! *exasperated grunt* *chases Render for a while; gives up* Ok, can we PLEASE leave now? Where are the dragons?
I've only got 8 minutes.
200!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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200!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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