Render Moonarrow

Render Moonarrow
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Moon Arrow

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Ancalagon The Black

Ancalagon The Black
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Friday, March 28, 2008

Poem: the Hen who lived in the Shoe

There once was a hen with a flash light so bright it shown fair it shown great it shown true. she had just found it by her house which happened to be a great big shoe.

"that is so bright" said the wolf to the hen who made the hen jump with a fright. "as you turn that there dial with the hook of your toe it makes one feel such delight."

"why thank you oh wolf"said the hen with the light. "how can I thank you so?"
that you say such good things about the light and about my little toe."

it was nothing dear hen"said the wolf with a grin. "you simply must say little."
"for I am a humble wolf" he said as he sat on top of a thimble.

"to cry out loud" the wolf said "is to bring peace amongst the snails."
but this was odd because they had no boat, neither any sails.

"why do you come so ever close?" said the hen who began to feel estranged.
"oh to simply look into your eyes." said the wolf with the fib who was all together deranged.

oh your compliments never seize to amuse oh humble wolf, you dog!"
"oh tis simple truth oh silly hen." with his mouth open wide as a frog.

the wolf soon said"what is that turn your head!" and the hen then saw a tree.
she felt nothing in her hand no light no purse not even any jewelery.

the wolf had stole every thing the hen owned, he was fast and devilish so.
as the wolf got closer to the hen with his grin he made his evil way real slow.

so stop your self when someone is giving complements that are far from true, for if you don't you may find yourself as the hen who lived in the shoe.

~Render Moonarrow~

39 comments:

Render MoonArrow said...

I actually wrote that!

man I'm good!!

Hannah Banana said...

Cool! Dude, I thought he was going to eat her!

Render MoonArrow said...

wow you finally showed up at 7:30

M M M M M M M M M!!!!

have you written the next chapter yet?

was up!!!!!1

*says last was up!!!!!1 in very high pitch voice*

Hannah Banana said...

Sorry. I was talking with friends and we went out to eat. Um...working on that right now.. Wasup wit you?

Render MoonArrow said...

not much only

bored to tears!!!!

we practically went trough spring cleaning today!

it repeats it's self it repeats it's self it repeats it's self!!!!

clean that, clean this, dust that, fix this!!!

it is everlastingly never ending!!!!!!


twirling in the abys of time and space one loses track of time and light!!

I can't breath!!!

help!!!

Render MoonArrow said...

you like new profile pic?

Hannah Banana said...

OOH! You changed your pic! Why? Cleaning? Ack! My room is clean. I have my own highly classified organizational system...most ppl just don't get that. How long did it take?
Here! *Gives oxygen*

Render MoonArrow said...

FOOOOOORRRRRREEEEVVVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hannah Banana said...

Yeah, I like it. Haha. Last time I cleaned my room it took like 2 1/2 hours...or something. Then I couldn't find anything. I got lost in the now-visible floor.

Render MoonArrow said...

OH

say do you like secret code?

I know Random!!!

here try to figure this out

you don't have to I'll tell ya ho it works

HTYEKOLTILFO HTUODGW YREA

DFIOITIVBNHYG?

~Rdsner


Render Moonarrow!!!!

Hannah Banana said...

Hanf on, I think I can get this.... Arg... *brain bursting...*

Render MoonArrow said...

Have ya figured it out yet?

Hannah Banana said...

No. *sob* I'm too stupid. Arrrggg... Hm...maybe if I tilt my head to the right and close one eye and hold the screen up to the mirror...*trying*

Render MoonArrow said...

Ok here we go

notice how it is written.

HTYEKOLTILFO HTUODGW YREA

DFIOITIVBNHYG?

this would probably be easier

H\TY\E\KO\L\TI\L\F\O H\TU\O\DG\W Y\RE\A

D\FI\O\IT\I\VB\N\HY\G?

take all the single letters and put them together.

HELLO HOW YA DOING?

you just skip two letters and keep the one and skip two and keep the one and so on.

Hannah Banana said...

Uuuuhhh....*cornfusified look* ... I like English much better.

Hannah Banana said...

Btw, I'm doing just fine.

Render MoonArrow said...

cool!

you should write more about Amber.

Hannah Banana said...

I'm trying...but I'm trying to do the other one too. *sigh* Hmm.... I'm ... what's the word? I can't even remember the word! I'm...I've... I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK! There we go! That's the word. I have it. What's your cure?

Render MoonArrow said...

sit down and I shall tell you Render's remedy for writers block.

Hannah Banana said...

*Sits down.* I'm ready. I'm focused. I'm totally prepared. Help me please!!!!

Render MoonArrow said...

here we go

*starts talking in Indian ascent*

first you must become that which is most becoming.

you must let go of that which is let go-able

you must see that which is see-able.

and believe that which is believable

only you can walk with out feet, see with out eyes, hear without ears, and talk without your tongue.

do good unto others as you would like them do unto you.

frog comes for dinner and cat comes from Africa.

crouching tiger hidden dragon are very dangerous.

roses are red grass is green my face is funny and my brother's is a scream.

~Render Moonarrow~

Hannah Banana said...

CHAIIIRRR! *hug-tackles*

Render MoonArrow said...

Charity is amongst us Bonnie.

I feel her presence.

Hannah Banana said...

...AHA! I got it! Part 4: Render's crazy! Heehee. Jk. Hm...*breathing in, breathing out...* Ok. Let's try this...

Hannah Banana said...

Chair, chair, chair!!! How was D-practice? Did you get your...um...*enter name of incredible hard guymnastics skill here*. Render...um....is the grass really green? From here it seems...yellow. *to self* Maybe I should stop fertilizing with bleach...

Render MoonArrow said...

ya that would be a good idea.

is chair still here?

Hannah Banana said...

She's a great gymnast, btw Render. She can like do standing back-flips and fulls and double fulls and like giants and arabians and that release skill thing on the bar that's deadly and potentially life-threatening. I hope she's here! *looking around* Render, I have a question for you: Is the grass really greener on the other side?

Render MoonArrow said...

Start imagining me as the mad hatter.

and will you be the door mouse?

or the march hair?

Render MoonArrow said...

not always.

some times ya just have to live with God has given you.

and be happy about it even if you live in a trailer park or in a great mansion or castle what ever ya say.

Hannah Banana said...

Hm...I think I would like to be the Chester Cat. I like cats much more than mice and hares. Sorry. *grins...turning invisible...*

Render MoonArrow said...

Thats ok.

don't go away!!!


Come back!!!!!

*Falls on face*

Hannah Banana said...

Very true.

Hannah Banana said...

Hm...it seems to me you seem to be doing a lot of that lately. *re-appearing, trying not to laugh* On the other hand, either Chair is occupied with sibling or she really has left us. *frowning...* let me check.

Render MoonArrow said...

how many siblings does she have and is she the oldest?

Hannah Banana said...

Mhm. She's the oldest. She has a bro who's a year younger *mentioned in her Baby Powder Bomb blog* and a little sister who is... I believe ... um... a year or so... she's so small! And she loves Chair so much so gets mad when Chair holds any other baby but she!

Render MoonArrow said...

how cute!

aggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

i just said CUTE

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

I said it again!!!!!1

*puts soap in mouth and holds face under water*

Hannah Banana said...

Hahahaha. She is cute! She screams and cries, but when you poke her cheeks she smiles. And she tries to talk with unintelligable shrieks. She's so CUTE! If you saw her you'd agree. She is so much like Chair, though! Her eyes remind me of Chair's.

Render MoonArrow said...

Cool.

go to riddles post.

top of blog

I would love to meet Chair's little sister.

And poke her cheeks.

Hannah Banana said...

Ok. She's so fun to poke! See you there!