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RETARDEDDDD!!!
Render Moonarrow
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- Render MoonArrow
- My name is Ryan Oakley(I like to go by Render) and I hope to become someone who Speaks out to people or a leader. I love public speaking and Radio and leading people down the true path. I hope to maybe be a Radio Talk show Host.I am the second eldest in a Christian family of 7 no 8 : Mom and Dad Robby, Reece, Russell, Madilyn and Rowan.
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YUMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
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I came as Legolas...Go Figure
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I've been there
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| You scored as Dark You are dark. You rearely let people see the emotions running through your veins, and most people think you are out for trouble.
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Moon Over Water
Pretty
The Lord of the Rings
I came as Barbossa Argh!!!
Pirates of the Caribbean Personality Test
You Are:Barbossa. There is only one word to describe you and you're cruelness:E-V-I-L>
I came as Westly! The first try I came as Vallerie. :/
Which Princess Bride Character are You?
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I came as Caspian
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73 comments:
In my defense, let me just say, we were really, really bored, and really, really, hyper!!!!!
CURSE YOU SUGAR!
Hm...is it a sin to not turn your cell phones off in theaters?
I like your song...that was...wow.
The bathroom is the first place they'll look!?! Oh my!!
Wow, guys, that's some bad acting. I can just tell from here.
LOL! I LOVE whoever's Irish accent that was...
Nice Napolean Dynomite parody.
Are u doing Nacho Libre? *laughs*
Oh...my goodness. You know, that gets kind of annoying after a while.
Are you ticked off at someone besides me?
It seems like I'm ticked off?
NVM. . . I no know. . .
Well plz tell me if I am; I don't want to come across as mad or anything.
Let the truth be known...
...are you mad at me? I'm sorry. I'm not mad at you or annoyed.
im mad at you jk how ya been
wow i haven't bin here in forever
the audio was really fun to do
brb
HEY!
HOW U BE?
Pff, foo, I slap you.
jk
I been great!! Missed school and went to a b-ball game which we lost but it was still completely fun and I got so hyper on the bus.
How u been? How was ur weekend? What u been up to?
This is weird
Why's it weird?
I haven't been here in a while. . .
It's like a world i have forgotten. . .
I know!
But I like it. Reminds me of old days. Another age, another time. It's like that hot-chocolatey home-y feeling...or is that just me?
I knew that one day, Blogging would become ignored to a point
I won't ignore it. Not completely.
Have u given up on it?
I made an audio
No one reads it bedsides you, though.
Wait, just now?!
No, not now
Ok.
True...so will you keep using it for auds and vids?
Yeah, but vids'll go on fb, too.
As long as you haven't completely abandoned it. :)
Well, not completely.
Ya know, this blog will one day be used as something my great grand children will use to learn about me. . .
One day. . .
Uuuuhhh....that's so weird to think about!!!! It's like....*twitches* I can't even like describe how "WEIRD" that is...like...ahh...I could try, but I'd fail...that's so WEIRD!
And they will read this very comment.
Great grand children,
You are probably reading this because I am dead. . . And because some jerk decided to corrupt your being with this blog by telling you that it exists. . .
Behave yourselves, but give your parents and grandparents a hard time. It's fun to mess with their brains (if they have them . . )
You probably think blogging is out of date and so last century, but it is a good source of knowledge.(But not from this one: it will probably be a dog-gone waste of your lives)
And Here I am, typing this away, not knowing if I will even live long enough to have children.
I will have further messages for you later. . . if I have fingers to type with. . .
Amen and amen. . .
I was 16 when I wrote this. . .
*shivers*
HEY!
Don't mess up my highly thought of message to my future [if any] Great Grandchildren by shivering!
I'm gunna go delete those bad posts now. . .
I'm sorry...um...am I supposed to like say something...?
"Bad posts" ?
You know, you should make a whole blog post dedicated to them. Called "Future Generations." And it should just be like a letter to them. That would be awesome.
I am just saying that to make my Great grandchildren THINK there were bad posts.
i might do that!
You should!!
i will, and I will make a direct link to it on me blog!
I think i shall do the same on FB
Dude...that's so weird...you would have been dead for like a generation and your facebook will still be active...?
Dude...that's so weird...you would have been dead for like a generation and your facebook will still be active...?
Maybe?
Why did you repeat yerself?
Echo!! I haven't seen you in ages!!
You don't show up in fb, do ya?
One day my great grandchildren will laugh at this blog!
Psh, I'm laughing at it now.
Or maybe they'll all be serious.
Dude...what if America becomes like a Communist country sometime along the road? What if they take away blogging rights? Can they do that? What if all the next generations are like a whole nother race of people? Like serious, sad, oppressed people? Dudddeeee...
What if Jesus comes tomorrow?
HUH?!!?
i don't think I'll have kids!
Yeah...
I honestly don't think I'm going to get old. For some reason I have the feeling that I'll die before then. Idk why.
Well, aren't you the melodramatic one!
Really, you make me wanna go cry somewhere!
No...I think I'm going to die before I reach 3o. And that's ok. :)
Nah, don't cry. Have some chocolate. It's alright. You'll live to be a nice, old yoda. I can picture you as like a five-foot, old guy. With a green beard. :D
ya know what, so can I!
Haha. Hobbling around somewhere throwing random things at people...
I do that now. . .. In fact, all the time. . .
DOES DAT MEAN I AM OLD!
*Hyperventilating*
NO NO!!!
*nods* It's already begun, Render.
You know what...we're already dying. Isn't that weird to think about? Kind cool, though. Each second that goes by is another second we will never get back. Each second is one closer to death. Isn't that weird?
Nope, you're weird thinking that way.
I think each second we grow closer to heaven; therefore, closer to God.
So really we're one step closer to life.
PROFOUND!
Yes, in death, we are closer to life!
If yer saved, that is!
Grandkids! You had better be saved or I'll come out of the grave and make ya saved!
*rolls eyes* Yeah...alrighty...you come out of the grave and slap them with Bibles...
You already know what Imma do!
???
???
yer a prophet!
*waves hands* No, no, no.
That's a lie.
I'm just a mindreader. :)
Oooohhhh....
Right.. . .
hey grandkids, if you meat a Bonnie Spinner, run for your flippin' lives!
But then again, she's only gunna live to be thirty. . . Oh well. . . Better yet. . .
JK
MEET!
CURSE YOU WEBSTER!!!
Lol. Tell them I was cloned in a lab and that I had green hair. See if they believe you.
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On second thought, just don't mention me. :)
Oh, I won't believe me!
Grandkids, consider yourselves lucky!
Jk, to you Bon-Fire
Hey grandkids,
JK Means Just Kidding. . . If you even speak English. . .
*got lost* um...do they still wear jeans?
Yeah
Do you still wear jeans, kids?
Why am I asking you? I am dead!!!
it is so weird talking this way!
Si, words being spoken by the lips of one dead to a world never seen by his eyes...
Oh, one more thing before I go that I thought I should mention:
kids, your grand-whatever-he-is is a HEALTH HAZARD!!!! Dangerous.
I read it???
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