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Ancalagon The Black

Ancalagon The Black
My Dragon

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Day and the Life of an Oakley

Ok so things going on in the world here we go.

I guess all my posts have been the stories I’ve been writing. I need a post that says “HEY THIS IS WHAT IS UP WITH ME!!!!”

SO HERE I------ *TURNS OFF Caps lock*

So here it is.

Today which was slow but still with all the people that ya hang out with (referring to family) I am always on my toes. Life with Five…… No wait… *whispering to self* Rob, Me, Levi, Russ, Luna, Rowan six kids is always Hard. Rob usually can take care of himself through the day but it is still not rare for him to ask me for a pen or something. He is so lazy… Get your OWN pen!!!

ANYWHO!! Imagine waking up (not so early but one feels like one has not gotten any sleep) Early to find out “HEY I want Cheerios!!!” says Russ and Luna. AGGHH!! Why don’t you ask Levi He can help you. HE is Doing Dishes! Oh fine I’m coming (fifteen minutes later) HEY where are our Cheerios!! Oh right Cheerios .

So ya get them some Cheerios and then ya get to work on Chores and Homework and things of that nature. Ya get things done but Look out! Here comes Rowan to eat your foot off! AGGH!! He is full of slobber!! Beware! BEWARE! For with his massive Gums he will gnaw your very toes off (if ya let him.) Well ya take care of him and play pass the baby all day while trying to do something productive. Like writing a post with one hand. Have ya done that before? You get a call from Mom “Come do laundry!” Oh the life of the second eldest. As you can see the older guys do allot for the family. Don’t be discouraged though. Children are one day people that you think ruin your life. BUT. When they grow up they will become the most interesting fun, loving people you ever meet. You learn so much from them and they also learn from you. Rowan can give Raspberries now and click with his tongue and he has been able to say DADA for a while now. He is a fast learner. And a fast crawler! One minute he will be in the kitchen the next he is up stairs.
(that is a exaggeration we do not let him climb the stairs often.) and when me and Levi are bored ya go crazy and Sing weird songs and laugh at dumb things.

Anywho. I guess I just posted about the day of the life of the Oakley Family.

I Hope ya liked it…..

~Render Moonarrow~

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Duren and the Desert of Conjecture.

Duren knew that he had to get back on his quest for the Wisdom Tooth. He thanked the family he was staying with and said his goodbyes and went on through the Forest/Farmland and as he walked he noticed that the terrain had changed from forest to Desert and in this desert he saw the long brick rode that he knew he had to follow.

In this desert there were no living plants. It was dry and hot! He felt very uncomfortable and he also had that feeling when someone is watching you. He kept on looking backwards to see if he was being followed. He looked back while walking and as he looked back he had drifted off the rode unawares! He walked into a sinkhole without even knowing it. He felt his feet being pulled into the ground! And as the last lights of the sun were last being seen by Duren he felt his life ending and he shed tears. He felt that his life was in vain. He felt he had no meaning in life at all. Yet as he was sinking a hand pulled him out of the sand and placed him back on the rode. This man was dressed in a full white Tux with a red rose in his left outer jacket pocket. “What are you doing in a desert like this?” asked the bright handsome man. He looked nice and friendly and his voice calmed Duren down. “I am searching for the Wisdom tooth.” said Duren wiping the sand off of him. The man helped him and said “Oh the wisdom tooth. You might want to avoid him.” said the man in the white suit. “But he is the only person that can help me save this world.” said Duren. “Yes but did anyone tell you that he would tell you to find me the only man in the world of Here able to help you?” “No” said Duren. “Then come with me I shall help you fix this world” said the man in white. “Ok. What is your name?” “My name is Innocuous” said Innocuous. And Duren was glad he met a friend. This person was so nice and he looked powerful enough to help him so Duren asked him to help and asked his advice for they came to a fork in the rode. There was two paths and in between there was a fork sticking out. On top of the fork was a sign. The sign that pointed left said Water. And the sign that was pointing right said Wisdom Tooth.

“Which way shall we go?” asked Duren and Innocuous said “Left to water you are thirsty aren’t you?” asked Innocuous. “Yes and Hungry.” and left they went. It took forever and the path they took was winding and crooked and there were rocks sticking through the bricks. As they got closer to the water well they talked “And what do you have to do?” asked Innocuous. “I have to save Here.” said Duren. “And why?” “Because it is the right thing to do.” “What did anyone in Here do for you?” asked Innocuous. “Nothing.” “Then why are you saving this world?” Duren was puzzled he knew that he wanted to get back to his world, but in order to do that he had to save Here. “I want to go home.” “Why go home when you have all the freedom in Here? Listen. If you really wanted to live a good life you would stay here in Here. Life is easy.” with that Duren asked himself: Why am I Trying to save this world? If I went back to my world which would happen if I did save this place I would have to live my ordinary life with no friends. It would be miserable. And Duren was Miserable. He still questioned his meaning in life.

They finally got to the well. Duren looked down and saw the wonderful water. He scooped it up with a bucket and as he drank the clear clean water it was not soothing but sour. He spat out the salty sour water and said “This water is awful.” Innocuous just looked at him and said “ It use to be good. Strange.” Duren then spotted a sleeping man. He looked very rich. He was dressed in fine clothes and sat next to a camel that had gold in it’s bags that were showing through the material. “Look Duren there is a Great city near here, it is my city. if you come with me you may live there ,but the people of my city require money. do you have any?” Duren shook his head. “Well, see that rich man? He looks wealthy go take a few coins from his bags. Then you may live in my city and there I rule as king. You will also be a servant of mine. You will live like a Prince with great clothes and wealth!” Duren knew it was wrong to steel. He stared at the sleeping rich man. “It is easy to live here Duren all you have to do is listen to what I have to say and do it. No difficulties at all. If you take the money you will eat and drink like a king. Go on. Do it. He won‘t mind. He as plenty of money anyway.”

Duren walked over to the man. Innocuous gave him a smile and said “It is easy.” Duren put his hand on the lid and as he lifted the lid to see the gold a whisper met his ear. “You have a chance to leave. I always give a way of escape. Just say no!” Duren has not heard the voice in his mind before. He was about to reach for the gold and take a handful. “Just take it.” said Innocuous. And Duren looked at him and Innocuous gave wink. “Just take it and you will live like a King.” “SAY NO!” and Duren screamed “NO!” with that Innocuous disappeared in a whiff of black smoke yet the rose remained and it changed from Red to Black. Ever since Duren met Innocuous he felt that he was under some kind of Cold shadow, but now that he was in the presence of the rich man he felt that he had just walked into the sunlight of a new day. “You did well.” said the Rich man. “You would of stolen my Coins and fell into temptation by the Sovereign of Evil Obscurity.” said the Rich man. “If you are thirsty go and Drink from the clean water. The Sovereign of Evil Obscurity could not give you the real waters of light only I can.” said the Rich man “And there is such a place of his city but that place is no kingdom but a penal complex, a chasm of tortured souls!” Duren Shuddered for as the rich man said those words. He thought that if he took The Sovereign of Evil Obscurity’s words and went with him he too would be in his city or dungeon.

Duren drank the sweet water and as he looked at the old Rich man he said “Do I have to go to the Wisdom tooth or follow this rode?” “You must turn back for The Sovereign of Evil Obscurity has turned you in the wrong direction. But I have heard of this trouble and came to help you now go. Take with you this water carrier and this basket of food. Only I alone can provide for you.” and as he put the basket and the large bottle to Duren’s feet The Rich man Disappeared. “Look me up in your world I shall be watching you Duren.” said the Rich man in Duren’s mind. And not a trace of the man was there. Duren looked at the black rose to see that it had turned to ash.

Duren walked the right way for it was the right way. Literally. And as he walked he noticed the fork in the rode and saw the sign pointing to the right that said “Wisdom Tooth.” so Duren walked that way. Duren felt that shadow come back, but he had a reassurance that he would make it to the Wisdom Tooth in safety. Duren still was sad about what he had learned what he really was. And he also asked “How am I to fix what I am?” Suddenly a bunch of flaming balls flew over Duren’s head. Duren looked over to see where it came from. It came from a large catapult. Next to it was a flame and a pot that gave a good aroma. The Aroma made Duren Hungrier. He walked over to the army and next to the catapult there was standing a tall man in a Blue uniform with five stars on his left and right shoulders and had medals from head to knee. Duren knew that this was the leader. “What is that smell?” asked Duren. “It is the smell of our ammunition.” said the General. “What is your Ammunition?” asked Duren “It is Meatballs silly boy! Stop asking questions we‘re in the middle of a war!” said the General Ducking under a volley of Flaming Meatballs. “Who is your enemy?” asked Duren. “The league of the Obtuse. Stop asking questions!” Replied the annoyed General.

Sure enough there was another army not a mile away. They looked small from where Duren was standing but The league of the Obtuse were very tall. Each one being a dim witted person The league of the Obtuse was not smart at all. They would have wars for no particular reason because they felt that there soup was too cold. Duren thought they looked like fierce enemies and that they were. The league of the Obtuse had Catapults and they too were throwing Flaming Meatballs. Duren did not dare ask another question. “Ha!” Started the General. “When this is all over everyone will be dead. I can imagine it now. All year long it will be raining Flaming Meatballs and People would be screaming and crying and the world would shake and there would be fire everywhere and dark shadows would devour the people that had acid all over them and fish would crawl out of the ocean being forced to eat the land people and the democrats would jump off diving boards into giant pencil sharpeners and the kittens would dominate the world and the dogs would be their slaves and the free people of middle earth would be running in circles screaming “Oh butterfly help us!” and green things would crawl in bed with you and bite you and tell you knock knock jokes while your trying to sleep and the moon would shatter and fall into the atmosphere and there will be earthquakes and the volume would be really high and volcanoes would tip over belching out lava and cosmic flames of twisted death and there will be an awful plague that would make people’s faces melt right off of their skulls and things would change color to blue and the snakes will dig through the world because there would be cows falling from the sky and Dr Seuss would be giving a seminar and all the donkeys would wear Pink shirts with polka dots and everybody dies!” Then the General took a deep breath and said. “But everything will come back to normal and everyone will live happily ever after The End. Then the whole army Clapped for their leader.

Duren seeing this altogether to bad to be true he walked on dodging the Flaming meatballs. And as he walked away he saw a huge mountain that looked like it had a giant skeleton on it. At this point Duren was thinking how sad he felt for people. He had not thought that he would ever care for someone else. The only person he thought of in his world was himself. It took him a while to finally reach the mountain. The Skeleton was huge. The size of the Texas state Capitol. The Texas Capitol is an extraordinary example of late 19th century public architecture and is widely recognized as one of the nation of America’s most distinguished state capitols. It was placed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1970 and designated a National Historic Landmark in 1986 for its "significant contribution to American history."
Sited on one of Austin's highest points, the Capitol anchors the northern periphery of the downtown commercial district and commands a sweeping view towards the Colorado River from its southern façade. The main campus of The University of Texas at Austin is situated four blocks to the north. Wonderful views of the Capitol's dome from many vantage points throughout the Austin area are protected from obscuration by state law.
Completed in 1888 as the winning design from a national competition, the Capitol's style is Renaissance Revival, based on the architecture of 15th-century Italy and characterized by classical orders, round arches and symmetrical composition. The structural exterior is "sunset red" granite, quarried just 50 miles from the site. Additional structural support is provided by masonry walls and cast iron columns and beams. The foundation is limestone. Texas paid for the construction not in dollars, but in land: some three million acres in the Texas Panhandle that would later become the famous XIT Ranch.
An extraordinary edifice by any measure, the 1888 Texas Capitol is the largest in gross square footage of all state capitols and is second in total size only to the National Capitol in Washington, D.C. Like several other state capitols, the 1888 Texas Capitol surpasses the National Capitol in height, rising almost 15 feet above its Washington counterpart.
In 1993, the $75 million underground Capitol Extension was completed to the north, doubling the square footage available to Capitol occupants and providing much improved functionality. In 1995, a comprehensive interior and exterior restoration of the original building was completed at a cost of approximately $98 million. Finally, in 1997, the park-like grounds surrounding the Capitol were given a much needed $8 million renovation and restoration. Oh. How do I do that? Back to the story. Well at least you got some Good ol’ Texas history.

Duren climbed this mountain for hours. Of course carrying his water bottle and his basket of food and his own weight an a twelve pound bowling ball and two thirty pound dumbbells and a gorilla name Jenifer and a ugly goat with a pink bowtie and a luck charm with a toothpick attached to his forehead. (Ok so he wasn’t carrying all that stuff Just the water bottle and his basket of food and his own weight But I decided to add some drama. He grabbed a rock and it slipped away! But Duren caught himself. And as the hours went by he grew more and more tired and sad. Depressed. Alone. Like he had been swallowed by darkness. After a time unknown to me or Duren he finally got to the top and said. “Oh great and powerful Wisdom Tooth. I have come from many afar and beseech you to tell me how I can save this world from Insanity!” and the Wisdom Tooth who was an actual Tooth hanging out of the giant skeleton’s mouth. He had a mustache and a long nose and black beady little eyes. And he said “Why did you not use the elevator?” He asked pointing to an elevator on the side Duren did not explore. “El-e-va-tor?” said Duren with disbelief. “AGGHBLEWGARTInallFRENDALIS!!!” Duren Screamed making weird facial expressions and pointing in all directions twitching. It looked like his face had malfunctioned. It twisted and wrenched. “WHAT!?!?! ELEVETOR!!!! AgggGHHH!!!!” the Wisdom Tooth just stared with a dumb face and as twenty minutes passed by he had enough. “I have had Enough! SIT!” Screamed the Wisdom Tooth. And Duren just fell over. “In order to save the world of Here you must find and step on the End circle of the board game but you must first kill the Bog monster of Eternal Repugnance who guards the gate. And the only way to do that is to use this sword.” said the Wisdom Tooth handing over the Sword. “Take it with you and use it for Good and not Evil.” with that a little man walked over to Duren and strapped a parachute on Duren’s back. “Have Fun.” said the little man and pushed Duren off the cliff. Duren Screamed and pulled the string the parachute launched out and he floated down safely to the brick rode. He now needed to Kill a monster. And that is what scared him the most.


Okie Dokie. that was pretty good. I shall write the next Pirate Ch as soon as Bonnie finishes the next Ch.

Cool?

Speed Typer-

~Render Moonarrow~

Monday, April 28, 2008






Ok I have Mortified and organized the Pictures of the 2008 Spring Ball and here are some:



Here is Russell and Mady (Luna) Rowan is asleep right under them.


And here is Rob and Levi


Here is Rob Me and Levi in Black and white





And here is the Ball! Don't worry there will be more!

Friday, April 25, 2008

Duren and The Harvest Moon Ball.

Ok so Duren has to get to the Wisdom Tooth(who ever that is) and consult with him(Or her.) about how to save the world of HERE. And we see him now.

Duren was walking. (Of coarse he was walking he couldn’t run he was to fat, he couldn’t fly it is impossible he has no aerodynamics about him in any way shape or form and he wouldn’t crawl that would just be plain disturbing. But he might be able to fly if he were thrown by a Catapult. But that wouldn’t be flying he would have been thrown from one place to another that is not flying. Well I guess one would be flying if he were cutting through the air, But he would meet a nasty end all together. But what if he were caught by a net. Who would know he was coming? I don’t know send a telephone call. What if they don’t have telephones? But I think that he would be really flying if he flew like a bird or an airplane. Not being thrown by a Catapult. But what if he were carried by a large bird. There could be one after all there are plenty more surprises to reveal. Well if a bird would Carrie him he wouldn‘t be flying he would have been carried by the bird and the bird would be flying. I don‘t know if it is altogether possible for a bird to Carrie Duren, he is so fat. Yes I think you have a point. It would be very difficult to accomplish such a feet of enormous weight. You would have to be strong and weigh Duren to perfect proportions. But what kind of bird would be strong enough to Carrie such a weight of such magnificent magnitude. My dear Second personality I think the reader wants to get back to the story. Oh sorry Render. Anyway back to Duren Walking. He was walking at night and the moon was HUGE! It was Gynormous! The moonlight was so powerful things outside in the cool was as clear as day yet the color of the light was blue and it Illuminated his surroundings a little weaker then the sun would. He was in a large farmland/ Forest. It looked like the crops were almost ready to harvest. There were pumpkins and corn and wheat. All that Jazz. He was walking along coming to a pond with stepping rocks in them. He stepped over the rocks to the other side and as he crossed over he thought he heard music. But it was not decipherable to tell if it was Music or the wind.

The music/ wind sound grew more powerful as he walked further. He came up to a wood fence and behind the fence there was a large pumpkin patch that went for acres. There where pumpkins everywhere of every shape and size. He jumped over the fence and walked through towards a hill and over the hill was the Huge moon. He saw dark figures by a large bonfire in the forest so he decided to find out more. He got closer and it looked as if a party had commenced but there was only four people there by the fire. They were roasting a huge wild animal big enough to feed an army. They were talking and laughing telling jokes and stories all together very happy people. So Duren decided to come into the fire light and reveal himself.

“Hello merry folk I am curious to what is the occasion for this feast.” said Duren and feast it was. There was a huge table with food of every kind. Corn Pumpkin pies. Brisket, Chicken, pork, and vegetables and fruits like apples and huge watermelons, mashed potatoes and baked potatoes, sweet things and sour things, cups and plates, spoons and forks and knives. There was also a large table with Drinks. There was Root beer and wine, Lemonade, Apple cider, Grape juice, steaming hot tea and ice cold tea, coffee and Raspberry Soda. They also had a large table with Deserts of every kind you name it and it was there. “it is the celebration of the Harvest moon. You didn’t know that?” said the oldest man with a deep voice. “no I didn’t I’m not from around here. “Well this year has been very successful. Today is the day of the Harvest Moon Ball! And your welcome to stay and feast with us.” “Where is everyone else?” Duren Asked “why Dancing on the hill right under the moon.” said an old woman who looked like she was the head cook. She pointed to the dancing dark figures on the hill and there was many of them. “your missing the most fun part. Jacob please escort Our guest to the hill please.” A short boy about seven years of age came around from the other side of the fire. He had a long mettle fork in his right hand and on the other end of it there was a Hot dog. He rested the long fork on his shoulder like a fishing rod and walked or should I say Limped over to Duren. He had a shorter left leg and was walking with a limp. He came over and shook Duren’s hand and introduced himself as Jacob Tenor. “lets go.” Jacob said gesturing toward the hill, and they walked along. “you from around here?” said Jacob. “No in fact I haven’t been anywhere like before.” Duren admired how the land was. It was full of hills but the one they were going to was the tallest\ and they still had a long way to go. “That’s neat.” said Jacob. Even though they were going up hill Jacob and Jacob was having a hard time getting up the hill he was still smiling with not a hint of exhaustion on his face. Duren was concerned for the little boy. He had never seen a boy like this before. “I’m so happy today Duren. so Happy.” Jacob said with a smile. Duren was so depressed. Even though Jacobs words were uplifting Duren was jealous of how happy Jacob was even though forever Jacob would have a hard time in his life walking he was so Happy anyway. Duren never felt this happy. Not even when he bet someone in chess. He felt that he finally knew what was missing in his life after seeing this boy. Happiness.

When the boys got up the hill there were many people there dancing on the top. The moon looked close enough to jump and grab it. The music Duren heard before was being played by a small band. Everyone was happy and having tons of fun. Jacob said He had to go back and help his mom. Duren asked if he would be alright by himself. Jacob just said “I can make it on my own.” Jacob was such a Determined boy. He was so happy and his ambition was strong. He was always determined to get things done by himself with no help. Duren waved him goodbye and Jacob waved back. Duren walked over to the band that was playing the music he heard before. They were done with the particular song and everyone applauded. The band bowed in Unison and took a brake and everyone took a seat and talked. There were lanterns on a huge tree that was on the side of the hill Duren did not see before, And there by the tree was picnic tables and chairs and that is where everyone went to drink Pineapple Punch. Duren walked over to the band and said “I knew it was music I heard.” and then the Trumpeter said. “what did you think it was? “oh I thought it was the Wind I heard.” “The Wind?” said the Saxophonist. “what does He know about Music?” and then the harmonica player said “everybody blames the wind.” and the Band walked toward the Huge tree. Duren followed them over to the tree and the tree was bigger then what Duren saw. And there were many people resting from the earlier dance. He sat down next to the boys who were playing Tic-Tack-Toe on pieces of paper. Duren thought that that game was the one he hated most. You couldn’t cheat and the other thing is no one ever wins it’s always a draw. They stopped because they got bored of the game and decided to talk about what they are going to eat down by the Bonfire. They practically listed everything but Duren thought that they would never eat that much food. Not even he could do that. And as the time went by a woman who was one of the moms for two of the boys he was talking to came to Duren and said “ Are you going to dance?” “I don’t know how nether do I want to. I’d rather sit down and watch everyone else and enjoy the music. “Oh but this is a ball your supposed to dance.” “yes but I do not want to Embarrass myself.” replied Duren. “Oh but that is another part of Dancing!” said the Woman walking toward the dancing area. The Band started a new tune and started to sing the song that Duren wrote. To Duren’s surprise they had added to it and the Lead singer was a dwarf who said. “A young boy named Duren inspired me to write this song maestro if you please.” and the dwarf sang in the tune of Twinkle Twinkle little star:

Fish and water falls find a place,

Were the person hits you in a face,

With a Boot and a cat,

If you say where you are at,

In a tree with a dear of dirt,

And the apple sauce turns into a shirt,



Frogs go wild when they see,

All the simple people flee,

Friends go special time,

Invite a monkey eat a lime,

Free to sing and quick to shout,

Dogs say ello and Cheaters pout…..

Everyone applauded and after he was done they played a different song and everyone even the boys picked a partner and danced. Duren sat down watching the people dance and laugh when they messed up. Duren Admired how when they messed up they just kept on going like it never happened. The Dwarf came over to Duren and shook his hand and said. “now your song will be famous among the people of this world.” “thank you for making it famous.” said Duren. The Dwarf bowed and said “you have learned much Duren, good luck with the rest of your journey ahead. But for now Enjoy yourself.” and the dwarf walked down the hill toward the Bonfire. Duren sat back and drunk the Pineapple Punch watching the people dance. DINNER!!! Screamed the head Cook banging a stick on a bell. And everyone stopped and walked toward the Bonfire which had grown bigger and stronger then ever before. When they got back there was also Chairs and long tables set out for them. They served themselves and roasted marshmallows and sang songs and played music and talked and laughed. This was the most happiness Duren had ever saw. This kind of thing didn’t happen much in his world nether was he invited being the character he was. He ate to is delight and after he was done with desert he pushed his chair back leaned back and gave a sigh of contentment. The rest of the night (which was long) consisted of music and laughing dancing around the Bonfire and talking. After everyone settled in the story teller came and told a scary story that was filled with suspense and terror. And after that story he told them of a happy story where everyone was successful in everything and the sense factory was fixed. It didn’t take long for Duren to feel sleepy and as the Fire dimmed down. They all sang a song of goodnight and everyone went to their houses. The party went from around 3:00 Pm. To 3:00 Am. Duren was invited to Jacob’s house to sleep and he walked sleepily along and he did not remember the journey there. He was to busy thinking of the wonderful time he had at the party that he wished would last forever. The last thing he remembered was being tucked into a nice soft bed and falling asleep. And as he dreamed he saw a giant skeleton and in the mouth of the skeleton was a giant tooth and he knew who this tooth was.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

The Week of Terror!

Note to self: Make sure you Save work as progress occurs.

Ok so Ancalagon, Render, Chair, Clesseath, Flint, Levi, Baladon. Are on their way to the beginning of the tunnel where they originally entered. And everyone else (Bonnie, Will, Cless and Luna) are on their way to the other end where they will exit and reunite with their wonderful friends.

“Agh! don’t step on my foot Flint” screamed Charity punching Flint. “I didn’t do that on purpose!” Screamed Flint and punching her back. SHH!!! Said Render in both of their Minds. “ Do you want to cause another Cave in?” asked Render. They shook their heads in unison. “Then shut your yammering skull caves! You Nancys!” No one dared to speak after that. They then were heading on their way back to the Tunnel’s entrance.

Will’s light he had made was very weak because of the devilish rock that was crusted across the Tunnel wall. He was able to create a small orb since he was such an accomplished Magic user, And that the Grobdenite was completely scattered and at a weak point at this point in time. “Which way do we go?” asked Bonnie. “Left.” said Will “Right!” said Luna. The group stared at her. “I don’t know just a guess.” “you heard the lady” said Cless “Right it is.” and they took the right way.(no pun intended).

“what is that smell?” said Render with his hand Orb illuminating their surroundings. “it smells like wet Dirt.” said Levi. “some people call it mud” said Render. Levi scowled. Render looked away. They pressed on and the smell got stronger and stronger. When they started to tread on wet dirt (or mud as Render calls it) they spotted a slimy worm slithering from one side of the tunnel to the other and then another. It had razor sharp teeth and looked hungry. All of the sudden a Worm crawled under them and swallowed them all whole and everything went dark!

“what smells like Mud?” said Will. “I don’t know.” said Luna. They were sitting down. It was about lunch time and they were pulling out previsions for the trip. “Sandwiches my favorite not like we ate Sandwiches the day before that and the day before that AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT!!! SAID WILL *TURNING Caps lock off* “Here have some Chocolate.” said Bonnie pulling out a bag full of little chocolate chunks. they ate the Chocolate pretty Quick like a bunch of vacuum cleaners and stood up and started back on their quest. They smelled the smell of mud for a bit but it soon went away. “Hey lets sing something.” said Luna. Luna’s Purple Dragon then came out and started Singing a tune and everyone sang. After their Dinner which was Sandwiches they talked a bit. “I hope the rest of the group is Ok.” said Luna “they are, I’m sure that they are on their way to Silthrim right now and we shall see them soon Cless said that we are almost out of here.” said Will. Even though the Grobdenite was out of sight (Ha I rhymed) Neither Cless or Will could communicate with Render, Levi or the Dragons.

The only sound was the sound that one hears when under water. But the stuff the group was swimming in was not Water. It had an awful taste and burnt their skin slowly. We meet Charity very near Drowning and dark is everywhere. Charity Blacked out and after a few minutes she thought in her thoughts she heard Levi say “Wake! you have suffered enough!” and Charity woke up coughing up the gross Slim that was in her lungs. She gasped for air and slimy snot was in her hair. It still burned her skin and stunk. Charity sat up but was pushed back down by Flint. “settle! you almost Drowned.” said Flint pushing away the slimy mucous off of her arms. She laid back down coughing and was silent. Until she woke again “what happened?” she Asked with a headache and the slim had dried up and got hard like egg whites that has been dried up by the air. “We were all devoured by a Mammoth Worm.” said Render who had the same stuff all over. Charity noticed her surroundings. She was not in the Tunnel but outside in the forest. “How long was I asleep?” she asked. “A day.” replied Flint. “But we were dragged out of the dirt by the Dragons. The worm had surfaced and Levi and Render split open the monster with magic and the Dragons Dragged us out of the Worm’s carcass. “That is so gross!” said Charity.

“Were do we go now?” asked Bonnie. “Right again.” said Luna and Will. They turned that direction and as they walked ahead they spotted a river and as Will made his Orb brighten they saw an underground Pool and a huge Waterfall. They ran toward the water and drank from it. (their water supply had run down). They splashed each other but Will just used Magic to Shield the water from hitting him. The Grobdenite was absolutely gone. Not a trace of it anywhere. So Will’s power was back and so was Cless’s. no one dared to splash Cless he just sat down somewhere near and was thinking hard. They sat down and took a rest and as they were sitting they thought they heard something splashing in the water and they heard a sound. it sounded like a swallow. The group wanted to leave this dumb tunnel and get into the light. Even Will and Cless were getting tired of using magic to light their way. And as soon as they left the pool they heard a FLEP FLAP behind them and as they stopped so did the FLEP FLAP and as they started walking some more it would come back. They were wondering right now “what kind of wet slimy grotesque creature could be following them slithering behind the rocks and mocking them with Ill words? What Kind of sick weird animal might jump up in front of them and scream?” Bonnie thought she felt something touch her. She gave a scream and the group asked what was wrong. she said “Some kind of Slimy, ice cold finger slithered down my neck.” the group put her in the middle and Will took the back. And the FLEP FLAP stopped….For Now….BWAHAHAHA!! The Group decided that the best way to cheer her up was to make fun of the…Creature… so they named him Fred and he really is a dumb mannequin (as are all mannequins) not a slimy creature going to throttle them while they slept. Bonnie had a very hard time sleeping that night.

The cool liquid of the pond was so smooth to everyone’s skin and clothes. They had gotten rid of the Bile and Slim that was eroding their flesh. Charity had quite recovered and was more alert now then ever. Forever she would be scared of Worms. Worms of that kind did not exist in her world nether did elves or Dragons. She was scared. She did not want anything more to happen. Render came to her and said “Listen Charity.” he whispered “There is tale of Shadows that hide behind the trees and dark parts of the forest. This tale is true and should not be taken as a joke. So keep you eyes open.” Charity thought she could successfully cry her eyes out. “Don’t cry we’ll get through this.” said Render reading her thoughts. As they were traveling toward the city they saw many Shadow like hairy beasts briefly running behind cliffs and trees disappearing. They did not see what they looked like nether did Render or Levi tell them what they looked like for they didn’t know nether did anyone. It is said that these creatures only attack those that are alone and the victim is killed before they see what has killed them. Every minute they would see a figure disappear behind something. And it went on. As the dark grew Charity began to feel more scared. “Why aren’t you Freaked out?” asked Charity to Flint “Because I know in my heart that we will be safe. We are being protected you know.” said Flint. And then Flint spoke no more. They set out for camp and as they slept they heard the rustling of leaves and the cracking of sticks and the low howls of the Shadow Creatures.

“Light!” said Bonnie pointing to the Tunnel exit. “Yes it is. After two weeks we have made it finally.” said Will. The light they saw was pitch Moonlight it was beautiful! The Moon was Huge! It was so close they felt that they could jump and grab it if they were on the mountain it was Hanging over. It was Night but they felt it was Day. Clearly their Mental clocks had been messed up as they were in the Tunnel. It was hardly dark outside. One could see the very colors of their clothes and grass and trees the Moonlight was so powerful. They felt like a Promise was made for them a Promise that they would make it. And that Night they rested better then ever which was their mistake. As they were sleeping the Creature crawled out.

Charity woke up and looked around. She was still in the forest and it was still night. She looked at her fellow sleepers and looked up near a tree and a shock of blood like the feeling one gets when frightened. An all of the sudden “freak your heart out” kind of suspense jumped through her she was staring in the face of a Shadow Creature that was crouched down low. It’s Eyes were menacing and Red and that was the only thing she saw ,that and two tusks and a snout. A kind like a wild bore. It gave a Bark and Growled low sniffing. Charity was stun still! Here heart felt like it had stopped and her stomach twisted like she had just seen someone’s stomach ripped out. The heat from her escaped. The Monster shook and then stood to it’s full height it threw out it’s arms and ran toward her Barking like a mad Dog. She was running crazily. She ran and ran felling like her legs would give in she looked back over her shoulder seeing the Monster run after her then another and another! She was surrounded! She tripped on a Root in the ground panting screaming she looked up and a Shadow Monster revealed huge teeth like daggers and Bit her behind her neck she felt the teeth wrenching and twisting into her Brain stem braking her Spinal cord SNAP!!!

In the night of the other sleepers the Creature was lurking and slithering behind rock and tree. It got real close to Bonnie’s face and pointed a skinny finger toward her getting ready to poke her shoulder to see if she was dead already so it could eat her. It poked her on the shoulder and she woke, it jumped on her and the rest of the gang woke up and pulled out ropes that they had beside them. The Dragons shot Flames and Baladon Grabbed this small thing and finally they could get a good look at what was bothering them. It had a skinny face like a Human yet it had the body of a frog and walked on it’s hands and feet. It looked at them with big bulging eyes and said “Wacka!!!” and it screamed and wiggled. “this is no Mannequin.” said Will. “This is a Grodle.” it wiggled and squirmed in Baladon’s grip. Grodles are very unique creatures. They can live a long time and they are also endangered so they are also rare to see. They like warm, dark and moist places and usually stay there forever. Unless their pray leads them somewhere else. They do not have a complicated dialect they usually make Swallowing noises and Clicks with their tongues and say Wacka when they feel surprised. They looked at the sort of innocent creature and let it run away back to it’s home. The morning came soon after that short fight. They ate Breakfast. Sandwiches again they were so tired of the stuff and the Chocolate had run out. Bonnie felt she could of Cried for the loss of Chocolate.

AAGHH!! Screamed Charity. She woke up with Sweat all over her and tears in her eyes. The Nightmare was so real! The rest of the group was already wide awake and decided to give Charity the ability to sleep in. She told them of her Nightmare and everyone shudder and winced at her tale. The day was long and they decided to return to their long journey to Silthrim which was still far away.

Congrats

congrats on new Bro and Blog Marissa!

I'm so Happy!



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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Marissa's New Bro!!!!

Marissa has a new Bro. He was just born This morning around 1:27 AM (I think) and weighed in around Seven Pounds. so small. I like tiny Babies. Rowan was about the same weight.

Congratulation's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so Happy for the Anderson Family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

give him a Hand shake for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the world ya New Born!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Render Moonarrow~

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Shadow Elves

Ok.

So I’m going to do a quick post before I Post the next Ch for both my story and the Pirate/Dragon/Dragon Rider story.

Cool?

Cool.

Here we go yall.

I want to make a few things clear concerning Elves.

First Render Moonarrow is a Shadow Elf. Levi is a regular Elf and Luna is Regular.
A shadow elf is a renegade, usually a maverick. they do not spend time with their fellow race (being Shadow elves they have literally changed how they are welcome into other elf cities and countries which they often avoid which practically changes their thoughts and ambitions about the regular Elves). If you think that Render is one of those nicely dressed good hair cut kind of trimmed elf your wrong. Render is an Elf who spends most of his time alone (besides Ancalagon and other traveling Comrades) In the wilds and are rarely seen. They are experts on the forests and make no sound as they walk or Run. They wear dark black clothes to match with the shadows. They do not willingly show themselves because they do not want to be discovered. Usually shadow Elves conceal their faces with dark cloaks and black bandannas that cover their whole neck up to their eyes and is like under armor it clings to the head and matches their build. They also stay in the shadows and are always aware of their surroundings which makes it impossible to find them at night. They are also usually nocturnal and only travel at night. They have perfect sight through dark and light and can hear like no other except Dragons. They love the Moon as it helps them disappear with the help of their Obsidian colored armor. It is also rare for a Shadow Elf to see another Shadow Elf.

Shadow Elves use Dark as an advantage yet, regular elves like the elves of Revendel and Lothlorian and Ellismera practically almost forbid Darkness as a tool. All their abilities include Light. Not saying Shadow Elves are Evil they are just a deferent kind of elf. And Shadow Elves do not want to include themselves with the light Elves as a group to be a part of nether be categorized as one of them. They are their own unique division of Elves.

I hope that made sense.

Comment if Ya Have questions.

That Dark Dragon Rider.

~Render Moonarrow~

Sunday, April 20, 2008

hey yall!! Expelled

Hey I'm going to see Expelled I hope it is good.

TTYL

BTW.

Check out my Music template. it is right before the posts. It is called Music: Just Click twice on the one you want to listen to or just click on play. cool. :)

~Render Moonarrow~

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Duren and the New World.

Next Ch. Make sure you read “My story” post before this one ok.

Duren and the New World.

Ok. So we left our Brat in the new world at 8:55 AM on Wednesday January 6. He was crying at this point until he was out of tears to cry. He looked up and then down to the ground. He had been “Supersmalled” (Supersmalled is not a word in the English dictionary yet it means the opposite of Supersized.) The sky was his room ceiling and around him he saw huge versions of what is his table and bed and chairs. He tried stepping off of the game board but when he took a step forward he would just appear back on the board were he started. “This is intelligently and logically and physically and mentally impossible” he said to himself. “is this truly possible?” “NO!” he started trying to convince himself that this was a dream. He then started walking and he started talking about Teleportation. “Teleportation is the name given by science fiction writers to the feat of making an object or person disintegrate in one place while a perfect replica appears somewhere else. How this is accomplished is usually not explained in detail, but the general idea seems to be that the original object is scanned in such a way as to extract all the information from it, then this information is transmitted to the receiving location and used to construct the replica, not necessarily from the actual material of the original, but perhaps from atoms of the same kinds, arranged in exactly the same pattern as the original. A teleportation machine would be like a fax machine, except that it would work on 3-dimensional objects as well as documents, it would produce an exact copy rather than an approximate facsimile, and it would destroy the original in the process of scanning it. teleporters that preserve the original, and the plot gets complicated when the original and teleported versions of the same person meet; but the more common kind of teleporter destroys the original, functioning as a super transportation device, not as a perfect replicator of souls and bodies.” he noticing that there was no such machine in site nor in the world at all so he walked along the brick rode. he then decided that the best way to cheer himself up was to think of sweat things. “Sweets. Oh Sweets, that is what I want right now. Sugar! Toffee, caramel, sweet rhymes with feet. But feet themselves are altogether not sweet at all I should know I‘ve tried them. Feet would only be sweet if the were made of sugar. How much greater my life would be if I had Sugar Feet.” he then spotted two Ninjas doing all sorts of strange moves with there arms and hands. One Ninja was moving his arm like it were a swimming fish and the other was waving a cloth like a sail.

These ninjas had very powerful strong Chinese accents yet they spoke perfect English. “You may have mastered the Art of the Fish , but I have the power of the sail.” “Your words are strong but your sail is not” “How dare you make fun of my powerful sail! Just look at it glitter and flow through the air like it was dancing in the very wind that blows it under the sun.” “Beauty does not shape the way of the future it is the way one uses his or her skill to defeat their opponent.” the Ninja of the fish then crouched down continuing his fish moves “Besides the fish can easily make the sail wet” then the other Ninja said “Yes the boat may sink but the fish can breath under water…. Wait!! I am helping you here!” “Ha! The sail is no match to my power” they then went through a whole battle between each other. They fought for twenty minutes when the Ninja of the sail said “Wait if you are the Ninja of the fish how are you breathing up here in the air?” with that the Ninja of the fish fell over and his eyes rolled backwards. “Ha Victory is mine you smelly fish!” the Ninja of the sail then started jumping on the Ninja of the Fish over and over again. “How stupid.” said Duren. The Ninja of the sail then sat on the Dead ninja and started cutting him up and making sushi. “Oh! Sushi is my favorite!” said Duren. “May I have some?” said Duren revealing himself. “No. not until you recite your name oh invisible one.” Duren took a deep breath and said “my name is:

Duren…

“Oh. then you may have some.” said the Ninja of the sail. “I loved how you defeated the Ninja of the Fish” said Duren Eating the freshly cut Sushi. “It was nothing oh invisible one.” the ninja then started to talk but never stopped or listened to what Duren had to say. He started with: “how old are you? I am 445 years old. I don’t like coconuts. when I was 34 I liked to swim. if only I owned a cat. when do you think the world will end? Now I’m hunger for something else. My wife no longer lives in this world, do you like the fish? What is your favorite Color? If I had an orange shirt on would you take me seriously? If your life story here was written by some weirdo who had nothing better to do would people read it? Do you have any pets? The weather is awesome. How old are you?

“Ten And I don’t like how you go on like that.” said Duren quite annoyed. “Oh! So are you challenging me to a fight? I am the master of the sail you can not defeat me!” the Ninja then started the sail movements he had done before. “A challenge against me? Oh you underestimate my powers” then the fat short Duren started the chi of the praying mantis. “Oh your skill is week I can read your thoughts” “Oh really?” “Yes” said the Ninja. “you are not thinking at all and you do not think often.” “What!?!” AGGH!!

Duren then ran after him but the ninja then kicked him in the elbow. Duren gave a scream. “Why did you do that for?” “self defense young one” you must learn to use you mind.” you have lazy mind syndrome. oh and you may want to get a hair cut. my sister owns a place near here your hair is awful.” with that the ninja bowed picked up the Dead Ninja and walked away. “The nerve of some people.” said Duren kicking dust in the air and walking along the brick rode.

The hair salon was very small and poorly made. it’s windows were broken and the whole building needed a paint job. As Duren walked closer the old building started to fix it’s self and looked like it was brand new. “what! How?” welcome to me salon young one you come for hair cut?” said the ninja of the sail’s sister. Before Duren said anything the woman grabbed him and dragged him inside and threw him on a chair, gave him a magazine, strapped his fat body to the chair and took out her tools and started cutting away at the boys mop of hair.

The magazine had a very interesting topic it said: “Why would I try to do this if I was still living on a Tuesday with no milkshake in my right hand nor left?” of coarse he read the magazine he wanted to know what it said. And it said:
“Because if I was still living on a Tuesday with a milkshake in my right hand or left I would not try it. Also because my birth day was in the twenty third of may.” (the 23 of may was also Duren’s B-day) “I would not like to try it if also I was sick in bed.” Duren tried really hard to figure out what the person was going to try but nowhere in the magazine did he find what it was.

When the Ninja’s sister was done he let him look in the mirror. His hair looked really cool. He like it very much. It was much better then his “part in the middle” hair style. He thanked the barber and went on his way.

The day was cool. There were birds and animals in the forest he was walking in. he saw the birds and started thinking which was something he was actually doing often. “Why am I here? Where is here? That guy said the here is where I am and I am here. That was strange. Maybe here is what this place is called. Maybe I can ask someone. People here in Here haven’t answered many of my questions lately. I wonder if there is someone here in Here that actually makes sense besides me.” he then saw a large factory. It had a sign on it that said: SENSE FACTORY… ALL EMPLOYES HAVE BEEN DISMISED….HAVE A NICE DAY…

He then knew why the world didn’t make any sense. Because this world’s sense factory was shut down. By the door stood a man who looked homeless. His clothes were torn and worn. He was thin and tall.

“What are you doing? Did you not read the sign?” the man looked up at the sign that the boy was pointing at. And said “Oh…. That’s why the door won’t open. I’ve been waiting here for a week.” “Now what Am I going to do?” the man then sat in the snow which was always where he was. Duren sat next to him and said “What did you do here?” “Well I use to make sense but now that I am fired I don’t make any sense at all.” “That isn’t true.” said Duren. “In fact you have made more sense then anyone in the world so far.” “that much is true.” the mans looked at him and said “boy did you know that I use to own this sense factory?” “No” “And I am the guy who fired everyone and made that sign. This Factory use to be the greatest sense factory in the world. Since it was founded along time ago this Sense factory was great Since last week.

Duren was confused at all the homophones the man was using. And shook his head. “Wait what did you say?” “I said that I don’t make Sense anymore.” “No before that.” “Oh. I said that it was a great factory Since it was founded along time ago this Sense factory was great Since last week.” the man said disturbed at how Duren asked him to repeat himself. “Why? Are there echoes where you come from or are you deaf?” “Nether I just didn’t understand what you said” said Duren. “Well Don’t you go asking people to repeat themselves all the time or there won’t be enough Butter to go around…. AGH! I’m losing my Sense! Look boy you are the only person who can save this world from total insanity Help this world before…” then the man started bursting into loud laughter and after a half a minute he started crying and then he got mad and threw acorns at the factory and then he started laughing again and repeated regularly. “Strange person.” said Duren giving the man a strange look. And started again on the rode of bricks. As he walked away he heard the man scream and he heard a plop on the ground and then laughter again. He was much disturbed by this that he walked a little fast but being a boy of stout features he had to stop and pant.

Duren was taking deep breaths and staring at the bricks under his feat. “have you come to look at me?” asked a rather sticky voice. Duren looked up at a big fat ugly gross green blob of a creature. It had a strange slimy completion. And his face was rather familiar. Like a face he often saw. “No in fact I didn’t even think you existed nether did I know you where here.” the Green thing looked at him and said “You mean you have come to not look upon my endless beauty? How dare you!” “No I didn’t mean to offend you! you look so…. beautiful your features exceed all I have seen and will see forever.” Duren was really good at lying. “your complements are horrendous and I thank you for your thoughts. Tell me what is your favorite color I am practicing my Ten year old talk.” Duren was Offended. Ten year old talk? “My favorite color is Turquoise.” “Oh me too! what is your favorite animal?” “A Porcupine” “Oh me too! We have allot in common ALLOT. what is your name?” “Duren.” “Oh! That is my name too! Wow! This is insane!” “In fact” said the Knock who had come into view again “this is what you really are Duren. This Green Blob. You must learn to make yourself a better person the hard way.” Duren just stared with a hateful look “I hate you!” screamed Duren and at the same time the Blob said the same thing. The Blob and the Knock disappeared in a mist of fog and poof they were gone. Duren then sat down and twiddled with his thumbs. “how could this be possible? If I meet myself wouldn’t there be a large explosion and a hole would be ripped in time and space and Cows from the sky would fall all over the place? AGH!! Now I’m losing sense!! How Am I supposed to save myself and this world?

“Through yourself boy” Duren looked up where the voice came from. A three headed man stood in front of Duren. This giant only had one Ear between all three of them and the only time they could hear was when one had an ear and they could hear each other when the talked but they could only hear others with the ear. “What?” said Duren.

“What did he say? What did he say?” said the left head. “What.” said the middle “huh?” said the right. “he said “What?” “Oh he said what.” said both left and right at the same time. At this point you probably guessed that the Middle head had the Ear. You are right. “You must save the world through your abilities without cheating in anyway.” “How can I do that? I have never won without Cheating before.” “What did he say?” asked Right. “He said that he has never won with out cheating.” “Give me the ear I want to say something.” said Left. The Middle Head then ripped off his One ear and handed it to Left and Left put it on the side of his head. “Listen Boy.” Said Left “in order to save the world you must first beet us at a game of Trillose and we shall tell you how to save the World.” “What is Trillose?” asked Duren “What did He say?” said Middle and Right. “He said he doesn’t know what Trillose is.” said Left “Give me the Ear I want to say Something” said Right. Left took off the Ear and handed it to Right. “Trillose goes like this: first you must say your name and date of birth, then all the players must sit down in a circle and recite there favorite song. If the song is one everyone has heard then we will start the guessing game.

“Ok let’s start. I am Right born on a November 6th” said Right. “I am Middle I was born March 15th” “And I am left and born on a February 31st.” Duren was terribly puzzled. How could one body with three heads have been born at three deferent times and how could Left have been born on a February 31st? “Your turn Boy.” said Middle. “My name is Duren and I was born May 23rd.” “What did he say?” asked both Middle and Left and Right repeated what Duren said. Now the other thing that puzzled them was how to sit in a circle. There were only two bodies and Duren did not want to offend a giant by saying that there were only two people yet there were three. They tried standing on their heads and sitting on their sides and running in circles hoping that if they just stopped that they would be in a circle. Then Duren had an Idea. What if they drew a circle in the dirt. Then they would be sitting in a circle. So they drew a large circle in the dirt and sat down in it. “Now comes the part where we recite the music. Duren you go first.” Duren thougt for a moment and said:

Twinkle Twinkle little Star, How I wonder What you are,

Up above the World so High, Like a Diamond In the Sky,

Twinkle Twinkle little Star, How I wonder What you are…

Then Right repeated the song and both Left and Middle shook their head and said “We haven’t heard that one before.” and then Right started.

How I wonder What you are, Twinkle Twinkle little Star,

Like a Diamond In the Sky, Up above the World so High,

How I wonder What you are, Twinkle Twinkle little Star…

Then the Giant Clapped his two hands and Middle and Left said “Bravo!! Encore!!” and Right said o it was nothing.” then Duren stood up and said “you just said exactly what I said you Dope!” but the Right said “Yes but we can cheat. You can’t. you must learn the hard way remember.” “You didn’t mention that before!” “so that is beside the point. Now it is Middle’s turn” he then handed over the Ear. And middle sang.



How I wonder Twinkle Twinkle little Star, What you are,

Like a Diamond above the World so High, Up In the Sky,

How I wonder Twinkle Twinkle little Star, What you are,
And then the Giant Clapped his hands and said “Bravo!! Encore!!” and then Middle said “Thank you so much you are to kind.” Duren just sat there with his eye twitching. He felt like his strategies were being used against him. “Now it is your turn Left” Middle then Handed the ear to Left and he began to sing.

Are you What, Star Little Twinkle Twinkle,

up in the Star of the World what are you,

Diamonds twinkle up above the Twinkle Sky.

Little little what wonder how you are the above a sky?

“What?!? That didn’t make sense!” said Duren “Not much things make sense in this world boy. it is because the Sense Factory has been shut down. So it doesn‘t mater if it made since or not.” then Duren said “Oh Really then do I have a song for you!”

Fish and water falls find a place!

Were the person hits you in a face!!

With a Boot and a cat!!!

If you say where you are at!!!!

In a tree with a dear of dirt!!!!!

And the apple sauce turns into a shirt!!!!!!

Blady, Blady, BLAAAA!!!!!!!

Duren then Jumped up and down and Screamed. The Three heads then stared at the screaming Duren when he stopped and was quite out of breath. The three heads looked at one another and gave Duren a standing ovation “Bravo! Encore! That was the best one yet.” They would say. And Duren Smiled and waved his hand and bowed and said “it was pure creativity.” and then he caught a rose and a whole bunch of coins were thrown at his face and music was being played and a little dwarf came up to him and handed him a medal with a singing boy. He pinned it on Duren’s shirt and then the little dwarf walked away and disappeared in the forest. “Very good!” said Right “that was very good. SEE! You don‘t have to make sense to be creative. even the guy who is writing this story isn‘t making sense ,yet he is creative. Now we shall play the guessing game. I shall guess what you are thinking left” “ok shoot” you are thinking “I want the Ear!” How did you know that? We must be related. My turn” Middle I shall guess what you are thinking” “ok” “you are thinking “I want the Ear more then Left” “How did you know that? We must be related. Now it is my turn. Duren you are thinking “What?!?” and Duren was dazed. How did he know that? “now it is your turn Duren. just guess.” he was thinking hard and he heard thoughts in his head. Right was thinking “Wow today is beautiful” Left was thinking “man it is Hot out here” and middle was thinking “Wow! Duren has a cool hair cut.” Duren then said what they were thinking and the three giants gave him a High five. You have won oh Duren. You now know what you must do. You must consult with the wisdom Tooth.” And thus the Game of Trillose was finished.

Okie dokie, that was allot. Time to recharge my creative batteries.

~Render Moonarrow~

Friday, April 18, 2008

Me story in the Beginning.

Ok.

A story.

From me.

Well you asked for it. Prepare yourselves!

We start with a nut....

Yes a Nut.

This nut is very loose on the tree and it decides to finally fall off. It starts to fall and at this point the nut is thinking “AGGGHH!!! Someone catch me!! Help aggghh!!! This nut falls on the ground. The ground is a part of a town close to were a once great place existed next to a hill which was close to a sea which was close to another continent which was part of another country which was close to another city which is were our story takes place and in this country lived a short fat boy about ten years old. He liked to play games by himself for himself in his room by the stairs all alone. He had no friends because no one thought him to be a good sportsman and he wasn’t. he would cheat, lie and hack his way to victory. He would rather take out his own digestive system and hang himself with it then lose a game.

Anyway. We see him now yes right now on a Wednesday morning on January the 6 at 8:30 Am sitting by himself with no one around playing a game of battle ship in his room all alone. The game Battleship is a guessing game played by two people. Although popularized as a commercial board game, first published in 1931 by the Starex Novelty Company of New York under the name of "Salvo", it is known throughout the world as a pencil and paper game and predates the First World War in this form. It was published by Milton Bradley Company in 1943 as the pad-and-pencil game "Broadsides, the Game of Naval Strategy". The game is played on four square grids, two for each player. The grids are typically square - often 10×10 - and the individual squares in the grid are identified by letter and number. On one grid the player arranges his own ships and records the shots by the opponent. On the other grid, the player records his own shots. Before play begins, each player arranges a number of ships secretly on the grid for that player. Each ship occupies a number of consecutive squares on the grid, arranged either horizontally or vertically. The number of squares for each ship is determined by the type of the ship. The ships cannot overlap (at most one ship can occupy any given square in the grid). The types and numbers of ships allowed are the same for each player. These may vary depending on the rules. If a player Wait, wait, wait! why am I telling you this? What was I thinking? Wait you probably want to get back to the story. Ok he was playing by himself. “Ha I sunk your carrier!” he would cry giving a leap of victory. “No! how did you know where it was?” he would say. “I’m just really good at this game. I have psychic abilities. this game gives me a buzz, a reason to keep winning and never lose! Ha Ha Ha! Victory is mine!” he was so proud of beating himself at Battle ship he decided to give a party for himself by himself in his room all alone. There were balloons and glitter and party hats and music and cereal and poetry and celery and peanuts and poultry and sandwiches and chilly with Oreos in it and donuts and tables and chairs cups and plates forks, spoons, knives. And his guests were: himself, his teddy bear, his broom, mop, bucket and dustpan, two cardboard cutouts of himself his goldfishes Larry, Billy, Bob, Joe, Andrew. Steven, Darcy, Fred, Jerald and Pinkdaloola, and his coin collection. *Takes deep breath* Wow. I think I named them all. Yep I’m pretty sure that’s everyone.

Anywho! Wait you don’t know his name! how did I do that? His name is:

*Drum role*

Duren-daldorf-alomu-greg-dedfrangol-inadob-lib-lob-onghem-lifgrot-loj-kim-
deedidlydoo the fourth...

Please don’t make fun of is name it is true. Since his name is so short we shall call him Duren for long. Wait! Strike that reverse it. There we go. He enjoyed talking to himself because he is the only person he agrees with. ”oh the weather outside is wonderful” this last statement was false besides he did not know that it was raining outside because his room had no window. “yes the sun is remarkable” he said to himself sitting in another chair. “I love how you have your hair done” “why thank you it is the latest fashion” “if only I can get hair like that” this was also strange he had the same hair as himself but he didn’t notice it. Now is that a strange thought or what? Anyway. He started small talk and when he was tired of it which didn’t take very long he decided to start talking about politics. “if you were old enough to vote who would you vote for?” he asked himself. “oh but I am old enough to vote” this was strange in three ways. One he was not older then himself nether old enough to vote ,and two, politics did not work that way were he was from. it worked like this:

First a group of random people both stout and thin (usually stout would outweigh the thin) would be selected from a group of random houses from the city of there country. Then they would be divided into two groups but they have to be completely even. So if one had longer hair the rest of the group would ether wait to grow out theirs and trim the one who already had long hair or they would shave everyone’s hair off and so forth. Then they would role dice to see who would play first. Who ever wins the larger number would play first. They would play riddle games and fist fight and see who was the most acrobatic and they would have a spelling bee and a vocabulary test on the theory of Insectoreps. A Insectorep is a cross between a Reptile and an Insect. They grow up to the same size as a full grown human and communicate with clicks and raspberry sounds and banging against things. Insectoreps also… Wait why am I telling you this? Insectoreps are beside the point! When they get done with the vocabulary they draw straws and whoever gets the short straw is the next elected king.

Duren talked to himself about politics, triangles, how good he was at winning, frogs, his favorite subject in school, why he likes to win all the time, greenhouses, why losing is such an awful thing.. And other things children talk about often. He was getting really bored and I’m sure you are trying to stay awake at this point and kinda get the picture of what kind of person we are dealing with. Now to actually start the events that take place with this boy we will start from the beginning of the end of his glorious party he threw for himself.

He was done with talking and had a rather exhausted mouth when he heard a knock at the door. Knock! Literally a knock at the door. He opened the door and the knock was really tall with a strange hair do. He looked over the head of the boy and said “Oh he must not be here.” said the Knock. The boy waved his hands gesturing toward the Knock with everything he thought of. The Knock just looked around calling his long name he had to read off a piece of paper. Duren-daldorf-alomu-greg-dedfrangol-inadob-lib-lob-onghem-lifgrot-loj-kim-deedidlydoo the fourth... I have a present for you. Then Duren had an Idea. He decided to say “I’m down here” for a boy he was rather stupid. As are most boys. The Knock looked down and said “Oh! There you are here you go” he handed over a big box. Duren held it and looked at the return address but before he could see what it said the letters vividly disappeared. The knock bowed. successfully banging is head against the door. He grabbed his forehead and said “Good day” with tears in his eyes and a ruffled voice. Duren slammed the door which he often did. He threw the box open and behold!!! there was a board game called. “The game for you Tillyoo!!! Duren was puzzled why would someone send him a board game. He opened the board game box and looked at the paper inside. He read the rules and they read:

RULES: Exerting from library eight, Book five hundred forty five, chapter 11, paragraph eight, section two, line twenty three, subsection A, sub/sub section Gama…

“This game includes one player. It has all kinds of adventures and surprises and nonsense awaiting for you. This can’t be the rules this is outrageous!”

And that is exactly what the rules said word for word. It was a very simply made game. Just a foldable board with no pictures. Just white. Even the game piece was white. He picked it up and looked at it. He said “stupid! Is this a joke!” then he noticed that the piece was changing color. It changed to turquoise his favorite color. “how did it know that this was my favorite color?” he was astound. He then looked at the board to see that a patch had just appeared on it from nowhere. It was a small red circle and on top of it with multicolored letters spelt START. He looked at the board and then to the game piece which had changed it’s shape. It was the same shape as he. Short Fat. He took the piece and put it on the start circle and suddenly with out a flash or anything!!!


Nothing happened. He was still in the room. “Hello welcome” he heard a voice coming from outside his room. He opened a window that wasn’t there before and looked out. The world around him was not the world he use to be in. “Hello welcome” said the same voice. “Hello welcome” Duren was thinking right now which was something he did not do often. He thought “who said that?” “Hello welcome” “what is wrong with the guy who is saying that?” “Hello welcome” wow this guy must be pretty dumb!” “Hello welcome” AGGHH!!! “Hello welcome” “stop!” “Hello welcome” “you are with out a doubt the stupidest most annoying person in the history of the world!” and then there was silence.

The person who was talking revealed himself. This person looked and even smelt the same as Duren “Hello welcome” Duren gave a stair and was very disappointed. With that the other Duren disappeared and behind the real Duren another voice came. “so you have learned haven’t you.” said the Knock who had delivered the package. “what where am I? this is an outrage!” said Duren very offended noticing that his room had disappeared and the only thing left of his room was the board game with piece intact. “you are here.” replied the Knock. “where is here?” asked Duren “here is where you are.” answered the Knock. “What?” and then the knock said “you have learned what you are. you yourself actually admitted that you are with out a doubt the stupidest most annoying person in the history of the world! now through the time you are here you will learn a great many other things. good luck and have a nice day.” and the Knock disappeared. Duren sat down and cried. He had lost. Again he had been beaten by himself.

Ok that was allot to put together so let me take a REST and I’ll write the REST soon.

~Render Moonarrow~

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Speech Draft

Say NO! to Media.


Screech! Goes the wheels of the car being driven by a runaway criminal about fifteen years old. He almost got away with steeling five thousand dollars from the city bank when the police spotted him. But ask yourself. What gives a person at this age the idea to steal five thousand dollars from the city bank?

Hello I am Ryan Oakley and I want to reveal truths of the world of Media. I hope to share very detailed Information with all of you about how the media effects the children of our age and how to stop it. The first thing I want to share is a quote from a internet reporter named: Wendy Tuohy she says “Not so long ago, to swear on television was taboo. Now it seems there's no language like bad language.” If you think about it almost every movie made today has a cuss word and also says God’s name in vain. It says in Exodus 20 of the King James version the third commandment: “Thou shalt not take the lord thy God’s name in vane” yet in the higher percentage of movies today his name is blasphemed over and over again. This is why children today are not afraid and have no trouble when they say cuss words today.

There is a Man named Ray Comfort he is a traveling evangelist and a godly man. He once did an interview with people outside of a movie theater. He would go around asking people if they watched rated R movies and they would reply yes. Some would reply with an “occasionally if someone told me it was good I would go see it.” Ray would then ask them if they felt uncomfortable when the Lord’s name was said in vane. They would reply to “oh well, it is said so much that one gets use to it.” and again and again it would be the same answer. Finally Ray would ask if there mother’s name was used in a movie as a cuss word would they feel uncomfortable to finish the movie. Of coarse they would say “absolutely.” but then Ray would say “then what is the deference between your Mother’s name being used as a cuss word as God’s name?” this question puzzled them and they thought about it for some time. But you must ask yourself the same questions as he asked those who had just finished seeing a rated R movie. Yet not only do movies have a problem with bad words but movies also introduce: violence, murder, stealing, drug use, some inappropriate scenes and some other awful things into the eyes of man. Mark 7: 20-23 the eyes are likened to the windows of the Heart.

Movies effect children in so many ways. Television is hardly any deferent. With TV it is worse then Movies. It plays movies and other programs yet a person can spend their whole life on Television. TV was invented by a man named Philo T. Farnsworth. He was very interested in Electricity. Both him and his science teacher had an idea. What if you could see the radio speaker through a little screen by the help of a electrical generator. Well there dream was a success. After many tries they finally invented the Television in September 7, 1927 . This was when Philo was married and out of college. He could haven’t done it without the help of his comrades in school. TV was a huge success! It changed the lives of millions. But after cameras and then movies were invented the world of Media had to create some way to warn people of the things they were about to watch. Around the 1960’s the MPAA was born. The MPAA stands for Motion Picture Association of America. This company selects parents to view a movie before it is released in theaters. They watch and judge according to the ratting it requires which prevents under-aged people from watching curtain movies. Yet even though we have the ratting system children are still getting there hands on Rotten movies. And you probably want to know how. Well you can put that question together yourself. Use your Imagination. Think if I was a teenager and I wanted to get a movie that everyone else is watching then I would try everything. It is all about the people that children hang out with. If you had a friend you would do anything for, would you jump off a cliff to your death if they asked you. Of coarse not. The people that children hang around are called either role models or examples. And believe me there a good and Bad the majority being bad. And where do these people come from? These people are unsaved and confused on how to live and it is up to us to go into the battle field against people like this.

Video games are FUN! And I think they would be a hard thing for me to get rid of myself. Yet, they are endlessly stealing the minds of children every hour of everyday. Video games are listed from E for everyone to M for mature. These games are almost as bad as TV but the person actually is part of the action. One moment you are solving math problem but then your Killing everyone in sight with blood and gore everywhere you look. I would like to ask a few questions. Have you ever felt bad for the people you kill in a Video game? How many times have you beet the games you play? How can you stand the repeating of death over and over again? What do Video games accomplish besides entertainment and Thumb to eye coordination? How much time do you spend on video games a week? I think I rest my case on Video games when I ask these questions.

Magazines go from the Boys life and Lego magazine to a few other magazines that are pretty inappropriate. Magazines are no deferent from media. Magazines are just another branch of it. I see magazines in every store I go and my mother has to scramble all over flipping them backwards or other techniques that cover these bad magazines up from my sight. It is awful how the world is tangled with media.

The internet is the top ten worse things that media owns. Media is tangled in every commercial advertisement everything from the weather to Inappropriate sites. The internet is a strong powerful tool yet it is infected with awful terrible things that children and adults alike are exposed to and in their access everyday. I am appalled at how easy it is to access a bad site with the a few letters typed in and then the enter button pushed down. And after you found it you are hypnotized to it’s will. It is like a Drug.

Media is what tells people how to live these days. It tells children to do the awful things they do today because it has such a strong influence on them. Everywhere they look is a spot to get trapped into media. It is out of control. The only way to end it is to ignore it completely. 76% of people in America identify themselves as Christians that is about 159 million people. If all Christians were to stop watching Hollywood Movies Hollywood would crash. If we threaten Media to get a hold of it’s self before we completely give up on them the dirt and grim of media would go away. But, people don’t want to get rid of there $15.000 entertainment system at home. Whether it be cable for internet or TV, or the money they spend on the movies they watch monthly. We as Christians need to learn self control and get rid of the stuff which is the origin to the worlds downfall. And I believe we as a Body can do it. Think about it. 159 million people Saying NO! to Media.



Cool?

Don't forget to look at the posts before this one yall!!!

Austin Pics!!!

Ok here are some Pics of us at Austin. that there is the Texas Capital. it is HUGE!


This is the Church My Uncle and New aunt had their Wedding.



TOP right going left: My Mom, My Grandma, My Aunt, she is holding Katlin and my Mom is holding Rowan, the short Boy is Russell and the Little girl is Madilyn or Luna. They are all at the Wedding.



This is little Rowan( the Boy) and his cousin Katlin. so Cute!!!



Ok skipping ahead. after the wedding there was a Huge party and on Monday we went to Lady Bird Jonson's wild flower exhibit over in Austin. this is Rowan again with a Train engineer hat on.



and Here's the whole gang except for Mom.


there's Me. I'm such a nerd!



This is Levi in his Cowboy Hat.




Any way I have a few more pics but I think that should do for now. I'll put a Pic of my Necklace to.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Ch. 13? Ellismera

The Elves though tall were not as tall as Render nor Will and Levi. Them being Riders and all that Magical stuff. The group of travelers both Pirates, Riders and Dragons alike both Minor and Major followed the elves through a huge forest for hours to a large city. This city Render told them was Ellismera and they would stay for awhile.

Ellismera was Dark and damp. leaves were on the ground which was unusual for an Elvish forest. Children nor people were easy to find outside and if you did find them they would stare at you with unhopeful eyes. Ellismera and all of Du Welden Varden was dieing. The trees had an unhealthy look about them and the flowers and bushes were withered. The windows were unclean. The group of travelers were sad for the once grand city of joyful elves. They expected to come to a shining, happy, clean city. Yet only came to the opposite. Something about the place made one miserable and also made one not want to stay. But the Group of Friends had no choice.

The buildings had been shaped into the trees themselves by the singing of the elves yet the elves did not sing at the time of this downfall of Du Welden Varden. The whole group stopped in front of a huge tree and at the steps toward the great door sat Queen Islanzadi herself. She looked old. Which was also odd. Elves did not age by face at all. Their beauty reigned forever. The only thing that would look old would be an elves Eyes. Yet she owned the face of an old woman of many years. “you have returned” said the old Queen with a scratchy voice. The Queen coughed and the sound of it did not sound reassuring at all. “you may stay but you are still running out of time, for the final moment of the Shades reign has come. Soon he will devour all of Alagasea.” the Queen’s eyes were sad and lonely.

They were assigned to a Tree house close to the Palace of the Queen and the Dragons ( except the minor ones) stayed in a place in the mountains for all three of them couldn‘t fit in the same tree with them. “What do we need to do?” asked Flint frightened at the state of the forest. “We need to find a special artifact from the cave of Calindide” said Levi who did not look at anyone but stared out the window. “and what is this artifact?” asked Bonnie concerned for his Magical friend who had been discouraged by the state of the world. “this artifact is a long enchanted staff. It holds a special magic on it and with it we may be able to time travel.” Charity was about to ask “why did anyone not go for this artifact before” but Levi read her mind before she could ask her question. “the reason is because we needed three riders or more to destroy the barricade blocking the entry to the cave.” said Levi. “and now we do.”

They stayed there in that same tree house for a half a week. No one was happy nor joyful through that whole time. It also rained a black cold rain all day every day. Comfort was not to be found anywhere. It was always cold, gray and dull. To think one of the best places in the world was the most uncomfortable dreary and wet places ever. The group nether talked to other elves nether did any elf want to talk to them. Everyone was to busy mourning for the dieing dark wet storming abyss of a World.

Charity stood up with a loud stomp of her boots. “lets get ready to go now! I’m tired of waiting to save this awful world! How do you expect to save this place sitting around like this?” she screamed at everyone. Charity did not know she had that commanding voice. Everyone stared at her and then one by one each and everyone of them stood up with agreement. They were packed cleaned treated for wounds and hurts Fattened given supplies and after a days worth of work started walking trough the forest. The Dragons flew above their heads and not one elf save Levi and Render were with them. The new moonbeam capes kept everyone warm and dry and also could hold almost endless supplies of every kind. The Minor Dragons would come out and eat Bugs every so often but would usually stay in their Pocket-dens.

Render and Levi being elves were deadly quite and had powerful ears and eyes. All the Dragon Riders and Bonnie searched with their talents the surrounding areas with their minds. The group after walking for five days had only run into some wild animals every so often but in one fateful night the doom of the group would be decided.

As the travelers were going to bed and were deep in sleep the Spiders drew near in the trees. They hung down by there slimy, wet, sticky webs of string and as the group was sleeping they were tied up and hung in the trees. These spiders were strange they had the ability to spit this burning venom at the Dragons so the Dragons could not attack with out being mortally wounded. Each and everyone was poisoned to go to sleep and drawn to strange dreams. The weak sleepy group had no idea to what was going on and nether did they know that someone was coming to save them.

In the shadows of the land sat and stared the Dragoon. Cless was his name. a Dragoon is a whole deferent species. Kind of like an elf only they could sprout Dragon wings when needed. Cless had a whip of flames and a large sword. Dragoons also can use Magic and bend reality like the Dragon Riders. They are masters with a sword and flying.

Cless was warned by a friend of his. A young Girl elf who was actually Render and Levi’s sister. Her name was Luna Moonarrow she had a whole bunch of Minor Dragons and with there help she learned of the travelers. She wore a Dress that looked like it was made of Moonbeams. ( it was not a moonbeam cloak it only looked like it was made of Moonbeams.) she had Blond long wild hair that curled at the ends and a long streak of hair stood in front of her face hiding her left eye and she had a bow and arrow. Her minor Dragons flew around and zipped and chirped all around at random intervals one of the minor Dragons would land on her shoulder. The Dragons were all sorts of colors. Blue, Green, Red, Purple, yellow, orange.

They were standing there under the bushes and as Cless got ever closer to the captured Pirates and Dragon Riders he started stabbing the spiders left and right. As soon as he stabbed them they would burst into flames. He also used his flaming whip. Luna Shot her arrows and the Minor Dragons would use there powers and spit their venom like saliva on the spider’s faces and eyes making the spiders scream and wiggle. Luna’s arrows would hit her target always and as soon as her target died the arrow would disappear and reappear in Luna’s quiver. Her arrows glowed just like Renders. The Spiders were scared of the warriors and fled away.
The Elf Princes and the Dragoon let loose the captured prisoners. With the help of Luna’s Green Dragon she healed their friends. The purple dragon sang to them to relieve them for that is what Purple dragons do. As soon as Render pulled through he looked at his rescuers and smiled. “Cless and Luna. You were the last people I expected to find us.”

Luna’s voice was like a singer’s voice she was not as tall as charity yet she looked tall. She was beautiful and young. Cless looked as if he had a lot of experience in battles and did not speak at this moment. “no Problem it was our pleasure.” said Luna. Bonnie admired how many Minor Dragons she had and puzzled how she took care of them all. “Where are you going?” asked Luna with a concerned face she also put her hand out about waist high and a small blue glow illuminated by her palm which was facing up. With that all the Dragons landed on her and scrambled to there individual Pocket- dens. Bonnie was bombarded by all the voices in her head that came from the Minor Dragons. “We are going to find the scepter of time.” answered Levi. Luna Nodded “you have the required amount of Riders we shall join you for now but we will not follow you back in time.”

All of the Major Dragons landed in a clearing and they met them there. Everyone was introduced to Luna and Cless and Cless would only respond by saying “through the ears of Dragoons I have met you before.” the riders understood what he meant but everyone else did not.


Btw. hey I finished Dragon spell last night.

it was so cool and so is Kale!!!!!!

I need the rest of the series now. I can't wait to get my hands on them.

ok Bonnie it is your turn. hoped you liked this one. don't forget about the post I posted before this one it is called: Saturday in Austin!!!

Saturday in Austin!!!

Saturday In Austin!!! was so cool.

ok the beginning of the day was kinda slow and boring but around four o-clock we were dressed and ready to go.

we arrived at the beautiful church and started setting up Rob's video cameras and such. the church had a balcony so we set up a stationary cam up there and Rob had a mobile cam downstairs. We recorded the funny and romantic Wedding. the Bride was Miss Evon and the groom was my Uncle Mark. they both looked really good. especially Evon in her bridal Dress. so pretty.

anyway after the Wedding the Bride and Groom went to the Hotel in a limousine (Sp?) and we followed them and both families were there at the reception.

there was a DJ and each Chair and Table was designed in the same beautiful fashion. after the Bride and groom served themselves Dinner and everyone else did and they were finished with the awesome meal the DJ dimmed the lights and the bride and her father and the groom and his mother danced. when they were done the bride and groom danced and everyone joined in.

the rest of the night consisted of really loud music, people who could not dance and people who could -FYI the people that couldn't dance outweighed the ones who could- I did Magic tricks for everyone it was like my own Magic show. I just started doing Magic and there was a crowd of people around me. it was so cool.

anyway we got back to the hotel around 12:00 so we partied from 6 to 12 wow that is a long time.

it was fun though. lots of fun.

me and Rob also recorded allot of the dancing and Rob interviewed the Bride and Groom's friends one by one.

and that was Saturday.

cool.

Mark and Evon may God bless your marriage forever.

this is Render Moonarrow signing off.

for now.

I should be able to write about Sunday and Monday soon.

oh and the next Ch to the story.