Duren and the Next Chapter about Weird stuff and Yep!

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Here we are were Duren was left and not right. Oh just a sec I have to put on some creative Music. *Turning on Irish Dreams* AH there we go! Yep. ok I am ready I am pumped I am Inspired get ready for a Cool Chapter! WACKA BOOYACKA!! Hey they sound good with each other I’ll have to use that more often. HERE WE GO!

Duren and the Next Chapter about Weird stuff and Yep!

Duren moved the parachute off of his head which was blocking his view of the desert and to his surprise he was no longer in a desert but a huge beach next to a Gynormous Ocean with Clear as Crystal Water. And next to a dressing house was a guy who was in a black suit and had Sunglasses on. He had a strange thing in his ear that had a wire that went into his shirt. Duren noticed the he would talk to himself and hold his ear piece. Duren thought this to be very strange. So he walked toward the man in the black suit and thought of what to say. He thought “What do Guys who talk to themselves say? I wonder why he is talking to himself. (at this point Duren started speaking his thoughts out loud) What is his interests? What is this guy like. I have absolutely no Idea what this guy is like at all! Probably because I have never met him before. Of coarse I haven’t I’ve never been to the beach before. Man I hope this guy isn’t insane. I knew a few Guys back in my world who would talk to themselves and they were pretty Loopy. Wait a minute I think I am starting to talk to myself now AGGH!H! I think I have gone Loopy!” and Duren was. He was talking to himself. He never thought that he would be down to that particular level of Insanity.

“State yo Busyness.” said the Guy in the black suit. “Oh I just wanted to know where I am.” “Oh then What is yo name?” asked the Guy in Black. “My name is Duren.” said Duren. “And My name is Agent Couldn’t care less.” said Agent Couldn’t care less. “Nice to meet you” said Duren. “Nice to meet YOU” said Agent Couldn’t care less. And he just stood there staring. “So why ya here?” Asked Duren. “Oh I am a secret Agent from the CIA.” said Agent Couldn’t care less. “Ya know I do not think that Secret Agents are supposed to tell strangers that they ARE secret Agents.” said Duren. “Oh great now I have to kill you.” said Agent Couldn’t care less. He pulled out a gun and pointed it toward Duren. “Oh I can’t kill no one. I’m not aloud to. Oh well.” said Agent Couldn’t care less putting the Gun away. “Ya know” started Agent Couldn’t care less. “I’d rather be Playing Computer Games and Listening to Music then standing here for no reason Under cover.” Duren thought that it was weird. An Agent Under Cover wearing Sunglasses a Black suit and an Ear piece. He looked more like a suspicious Secret service Agent (sorry for using words that start with an S so many times in a row I hope you are still with me at this point)He looked more like a suspicious Secret service Agent for an important person then an Under Cover Agent. “If only I Had a Computer that could play Video Games.” said Agent Couldn’t care less pulling a Computer from a desk standing behind him. “This computer can only launch Nuclear missiles. I wonder what this shiny Button does.” said Agent Couldn’t care less. Duren then closed the Black Laptop and took it away from him. “Do you relies what Nuclear Missiles do!?!? They cause the deaths of millions in just a few seconds.” said Duren “My world has enough Nuclear Missiles to destroy the very species of Humanity it self. Along with everything else that exists. Do not play with the Shiny button I mean it!” said Duren. Throwing the laptop on the ground destroying it into a million pieces. Agent Couldn’t care less felt bad. If he had played with that Laptop he would have destroyed the whole world with the touch of a button. “Man. Bummer! what a nice computer.” said Agent Couldn’t care less. And so as they stood there staring at each other. And staring at each other, And staring at each other, And staring at each other, And staring at each other, And staring at each other, And staring at each other, And staring at each other, And staring at each other, And staring at each other, And staring at each other, ., until finally! And staring at each other, Agent Couldn’t care less said “The weather is nice.” and Duren Replied with “Yep.” Duren thought this so awkward. “I like yo shoes.” said Agent Couldn’t care less. Duren thought this to be so Redundant. He was annoyed. BANG! A gun shot was heard. Agent Couldn’t care less looked over where it came from ducking. “Darn you crazy kids!” yelled Agent Couldn’t care less pulling out his gun and handing over a gun to Duren along with a bazooka, a hand grenade, all these pieces for a stationary cannon found on battle ships, an inflatable soldier for the enemy to shoot at while coming around to get them while they are shooting the fake Soldier, a book that’s title was “Secret Agents for Dummies.”, a Chimpanzee that Agent Couldn’t care less kept in his pocket, one cupcake with pink frosting and sprinkles and a rubber ducky. I could of gone on but it was so redundant I just didn’t care anymore. ANYWHO! The bad guys were the Campfire Kids and they often were pretty dumb and had an attention span from 1 to 1 and a half. Usually they forget what they talk about after five minutes of a conversation and that is the record of the longest conversation in a lifetime that they actually stuck with. So here they were shooting away for no particular reason at all. And through the time Agent Couldn’t care less did this: first he ducked behind a crate and since the bullets were just flying through the crate he did a jump and a rolling summersault on the ground rolling toward a propane tank which was a very bad idea. He stopped rolling and looked at the tank next to him reading the words “Propane highly Flammable!” then it clicked in his head. AGH! He screamed and jumped out of the reach of an explosion big enough to kill him and all the little bunnies who lived under the propane tank. Just kidding there were no Bunnies. Or were there? BWHAHAHAH!

Anyway Agent Couldn’t care less jumped behind a near by tree and looked to see that a bullet had pierced the Propane Tank and a huge Explosion blew him back. Agent Couldn’t care less flying backwards caught himself in the trees and in the tree he landed in was the same as the tree that had an awesome Sniper Rifle. He found that it was full of Bullets ready to hit anyone in the wake of Destruction. Bang! It made a beautiful sound. BANG! He was shooting left and right. (at this point you probably think: Wow this story is Violent… but to change your opinion of the story I will go ahead and tell you that the bullets (except the one that destroyed the propane tank) are all paint balls and not real lethal bullets at all. Wow I used a parenthesized sentence in another parenthesized sentence! Is this Possible? Shouldn’t there be a hole ripped in time and space?) He was shooting his Sniper rifle and with it he noticed that from the back of where the Campfire Kids were standing there was a huge gas station and next to it was a huge tank full of brand new expensive Gasoline. He then had a crazy Idea. “Duren give me the Bazooka!” Duren ran over carrying the huge mobile missile launcher ready to fire and handed it to Agent Couldn’t care less who had just got out of the tree. “Now I have to get to a high place and launch the Rocket towards the Gas station.” Agent Couldn’t care less then noticed the dressing building and saw a ladder. A grin was on his face and Duren was beginning to regret that he gave this Lunatic a Bazooka. Agent Couldn’t care less ran toward the building fast dodging the bullets and carrying the heavy bazooka. He climbed up the ladder and as soon as he was on the building’s roof he turned the safety off, Aimed, and the fired. BOOM!!!! A huge black mushroom cloud was in the air and the explosion made the Dressing building fall over bringing Agent Couldn’t care less with it. Agent Couldn’t care less landed on the ground rolling and stood up quickly putting the bazooka on his should and blowing the smoke off of the nozzle. “Now that is what I call Fire works. It is the fourth of July already.” (In the act of destroying the Gas station is what caused the gas prices in the world to raze so dramatically high.) Agent Couldn’t care less then sang the national anthem of The united States Of America while walking on his way. And Duren did not see of him again. FOR NOW!

Duren saw The Campfire Kids standing around all dizzy with black ash smeared all over their faces. They all looked really confused. Duren walked along the twisted wreckage of a beach. Walking around the things that had burst into flames and came up to a boy who was very dizzy and confused. “Are you ok?” asked Duren Concerned for the boy with Ash all over him. “Why were we here again? Where is here? Oh Hi My name is Jake! What were we talking about again?” said Jake. Duren thought: What a dim wit! And they kind of walked around and stumbled on stationary objects until a boy said “let us learn how to properly store food! Let us consult the Luck Banana.” The boy said this and pulled out of a picnic basket an Apple. “WHAT!?!?! That isn’t a Banana that is an Apple!” Yelled Duren quite Annoyed at them. All the boys just said SHH in unison and gazed at the Banana or Apple as it were with dumb expressions. “OH great and Powerful Banana we come to you humbly with un-smart brains and beseech you to teach us how to properly store food.” said Jake. And the Great Banana (Apple) said “You put the eggs on top to make sure they do not get smashed by everything else. And the dry un-perishable food goes in a dry Container. Storing food in a fridge is an important way of keeping food safe. The cool temperature helps to keep the food fresh and slows the growth of most harmful microbes. At the same time, it does not change the characteristics of the food. The proper temperature for a fridge is 5°C on the middle shelf. However, the temperature is not constant throughout the interior. By taking advantage of the temperature differences, you can ensure optimal storage for all your food.
The coldest point in the fridge is the bottom shelf on the drawers used for vegetables. This is the place to put fresh meat and fish. Placing them at the bottom also prevents them from dripping onto other foods. Store eggs, dairy products, sandwich meats, leftovers, cakes, and products marked "Refrigerate when opened" on the middle shelves and the top shelf. The drawers at the bottom are intended for vegetables and fruits that can be damaged by lower temperatures. The compartments or shelves on the inside of the door are the warmest part of the refrigerator and are intended for products that need only light refrigeration. These include drinks, mustard and butter. Do not put too much food in the fridge. If it is loaded to the point that there is no space between the items, air cannot circulate and this affects the temperature distribution. If frost is allowed to accumulate, the fridge will not function efficiently. In addition space is reduced when frost builds up. Defrost your fridge regularly using warm water and a cleaning agent. Some foods do not need, and may even lose quality, if they are put in the fridge; for example, exotic fruits, tomatoes, green beans, cucumbers and zucchini. Bread goes stale more quickly in the refrigerator. Fruits and vegetables that need to ripen should also be kept at room temperature. During summer, if the kitchen temperature rises significantly, the fridge temperature dial will need to be set at a colder setting than during the winter. Be sure the door is closed tightly at all times. Open the doors only when necessary and close them as soon as possible. Keep in mind that food is kept safe in the fridge only as long as stated on the label. At this point all the boys to the Banana’s surprise were not listening at all they were playing a game of hopscotch with Duren who was having a good time. The Great Banana then closed his eyes and left the boys alone. He being so annoyed said to himself “Why do I even Bother helping these boys out?” and the Great Banana (Apple) going back into the Picnic Basket.

When they forgot what they were doing when they played Hopscotch one boy had a great Idea. “I know what will help us be Smarter! A game of Rock chuck!” the boys gave a cry and divided into two teams. They drew a line in between the two teams and got their rocks ready and as soon as the Leader Boy said GO! They all started playing throwing Rocks at each other. FYI Rock Chuck is just like Dodge Ball only you use Rocks instead. The boys were in pain but played on and some of the boys betrayed and went to the other team and threw rocks at their former Team mates. It was Brutal. It was vicious. It was Vile and dangerous.(wow dat was like really good raping there. I am so proud!) But the boys soon learned that Rock Chuck was not a fun game at all and as the game stopped Duren noticed the brick rode again and told the boys his goodbyes and nice to meet yous’ and stuff. He walked along the Rode and listened to the sound of the waves of the sea. It was a sound he had not heard before. A sound beautiful and powerful. He noticed the ocean and over the ocean was two flying Blue whales. They had no wings they were just floating in the air. He then saw a large crowd of people and they were waving small nets and sticks in the air. Duren went to the crowd. “Get down before ya hurt yourselves!” he heard a man say. They were all begging the whales to get down. Duren looked up at the flying whales and wondered how they were flying. “I know what we can do!” cried a man. “We can give them money!” What would they do with money?” another man said. “Oy they could go to the store and by ‘emselves a beautiful necklace.” “Yer Loony!” cried another Man. “Oy I am no Loony I am a Pramanthaphist.” and a Pramanthaphist he was. A Pramanthaphist is a person who thinks everything can be salved with money. Well at least that is what I call them and what I say goes in my story. You Hear me! Anyway they kept on arguing and Duren Had an idea. Whales will die if they aren’t in the water so how can they survive up there In the sky. (His inspiration was how the Ninja of the sail Defeated the Ninja of the Fish in Chapter Two.) he then gathered air and said: “How do they live up there without water?!?!?!” and then the Whales flopped into the Ocean with a huge splash and everyone on the beach got really wet. There was a an applause. Everyone whistled and clapped their hands and yelled out “Good Idea Boy!” and they carried him toward a place where there was a party where they had BBQ cooking. And there is where he stayed for the day. He ate and enjoyed everyone’s company. And afterward they all just swam in the Ocean and made Sandcastles you could walk into and there were second and fourth floors to these magnificent Sand Castles. And he played with the Children hide and seek when it got dark and then they had wars where they would attack each other and the Sandcastles were their bases. It was altogether to fun. So much fun.

OKIE DOKIE!

I hope yall saw who flint was in the story so here ya go. I hope yall liked it.

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WACKA!

~Render Moonarrow~