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Ancalagon The Black

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Chores

Is there a chore that you hate the most.

What is the most unpleasant chore that you do around the house?

I do not like to clean out the cat Box or mow the lawn!


(I did both today.)

*Shudder*

167 comments:

Render MoonArrow said...

Well what do ya think?

Hannah Banana said...

Hey, I do that too! And I think you need to go to Levis or Levi needs to come here...I'm too lazy to keep flipping back and forth...

Hannah Banana said...

...Hello?

Hannah Banana said...

Ok...if no one is on, I'm going to leave...*Miya begging to go outside* Ok...I'm really going to leave...I'll be back in like...10-20 minutes...ciao...*Taking Miya outside to play and practice mindspeaking and other mind tricks*

Render MoonArrow said...

okie dokie.


I'm not going back.

ha.

Render MoonArrow said...

Not unless Levi Fights me without Magic.

just with Blades and no Dragons.

Render MoonArrow said...

If I were in a fight with Levi Who would win?

you don't have to answer.

Hannah Banana said...

Um...I am staying out of this, however I will point out that he got two penalties and you ran away. So... I honestly don't know. I'm guessing that you're bigger and stronger but he just might have the brains...even if he doesn't have the spelling. Isn't he the one who figured out the spelling?

Render MoonArrow said...

you mean the riddle?

yes.

I feel Levi's presence.

he is here.

I did not run away.
he used force and magic to kick me out of the conversation so I left.

Hannah Banana said...

Oh suuuureeee. Is he now? Why doesnt' he speak up then?

Render MoonArrow said...

I do not have much integrity to rude behavior.

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

yes I do.

Render MoonArrow said...

Levi remember you are in my territory and I can do anything here.

Render MoonArrow said...

see what I tell ya?

Hannah Banana said...

Alrighty then. Now that we're all here...

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

ok im sorry for that earlier.

Render MoonArrow said...

Now we can talk about the next Narnia Movie.

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

ooooooooo yaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............

Render MoonArrow said...

Prince Caspian.

anyway.

this Summer I think.

Hannah Banana said...

Levi apologizes alot. Ooh, it looks SOO good. I'm going to re-read the book the say I see the movie, probably, though. Hey...I should see if Chair and I can see it together...

Hannah Banana said...

No, it's coming out in MAY.

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

ya my birthday is coming.

Render MoonArrow said...

that would be fun.

I'm not sure though if it is directed by the same guy.

did you know someone is going to make the Hobbit?

Hannah Banana said...

Really? When? Yeah, and I heard they're going to divide it in two! I wonder where they will divide it.

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

but its in jun

Hannah Banana said...

June what?

Render MoonArrow said...

why would they do that it's such a short story?

I don't know you really shouldn't split one story into two movies.

Render MoonArrow said...

Levi's b-day is in June.

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

im so tired.

Hannah Banana said...

I know. I agree. Hey Render, quick question: in the story, are we going anywhere in particular? I mean, are we like going to Levi's?

Hannah Banana said...

June WHAT? What's your b-day? I want to mark it down so I can hapy b-day you.

Hannah Banana said...

*happy

Render MoonArrow said...

we need to put a few places in between Bear tooth river and Elismera.

cool?

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

i now but thy forget it anyway.

Hannah Banana said...

I am thinking of some stuff...Ok. So...we are going to Ellesmera?

Hannah Banana said...

*Gasp* Who forgets your b-day?

Render MoonArrow said...

sì señorita.

Hannah Banana said...

Um...*Miya chuckling*

Render MoonArrow said...

Levi does.

Hannah Banana said...

Levi doesn't remember his own b-day?

Hannah Banana said...

Ok, so for the TRILLIONTH TIME, WHEN IS YOUR B-DAY?!?!

Render MoonArrow said...

17th. June

1995.

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

June 17

Hannah Banana said...

*Shaking head*

Ok. Thank you! That's all I wanted to know. *Making note*

Render MoonArrow said...

What ever...

Have at the Pirate!!!!

*Drawing swords*

Charges Bonnie*

Hannah Banana said...

Oy! *Dodges and stabs back; Miya flying away to watch* Alright then! Let's have a go! *slicing, stabbing, parrying, turning*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

hits render with sward

Hannah Banana said...

Sward? Do those hurt?

Render MoonArrow said...

Blocking, Flipping, Teleporting*

Throwing Blade Stars*

Slice!*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

this is point less.

Hannah Banana said...

*Coming out from behind a tree*

Heehee...

*Projecting images of pink flowers dancing to the tune of "I feel pretty" into Render's mind while charging*

Render MoonArrow said...

your face is pointless.

Hannah Banana said...

Sure it's pointless; you'll never win!

Hannah Banana said...

Heehee. Nice comeback.

Render MoonArrow said...

Making Mental beerier.*

Tripping Bonnie with Blow of Sword.*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

liv sit and looks at flowers.

Hannah Banana said...

*Rolling as I fall and knocking Render over; slightly distubed that Levi enjoys watching dancing flowers; singing opera in an attempt to deafen Render*

Render MoonArrow said...

Render Catching self with magic and Trowing blast of air towards singing Bonnie and putting on ear muffs*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

yyaaaaaa flowers go!!!

Hannah Banana said...

*Jumping over blast of wind; Invading Render's mind, making him see Chester cats and laughing faces. Pulling out extra sword and lunging at stomach.*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

dont its so good so good!!!!

Hannah Banana said...

*Looking at Levi*
...
*Eye twitching*

Hannah Banana said...

What's so good?

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

im don plows flowers to tiny bits
of fire.

Hannah Banana said...

*Sigh of relief*

Render MoonArrow said...

Render's stomach explodes with mushy green pulp.

Render screaming falls over!*


...


...


...


...


...

...

Render smiles and disappears reappearing right behind Bonnie unhurt.*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

and looks at bonnie and blows her
to tiny bits of fire!!!!!

Render MoonArrow said...

Oh well.

Levi let's have tea.

Hannah Banana said...

Hey! That's not fair to use dummy doubles! *Stepping backward with small dagger pointed toward Render*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

ok do lets.

Render MoonArrow said...

Please do join us.

Bonnie appears on Chair in front of large table with Render and Levi and Rowan.*

Hannah Banana said...

Oh...Oh, I see how it is. Fine. Be that way! *Madly storms away, swearing off commenting forever*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

what I blow you up.

Hannah Banana said...

*Crossing arms and frowning*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

ooh well lets drink tea

Render MoonArrow said...

Runs after Bonnie and Catches her*

hey if you want to finish the fight then let us!

Draws Swords*

Hannah Banana said...

*Throws dagger precisely, frown disappearing.*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

lev just drink tea and weights.

Hannah Banana said...

That's right. Just drink your tea and leave the fighting to us...

Render MoonArrow said...

Dagger goes right threw Head* still standing.*

Smiling.*

Dagger comes back double speed*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

bonnie sees that shes at the table.
liv hi bonnie tea.

Hannah Banana said...

*Flattening; invading mind and making Render hallucinate he is alone on an island without water...which technically isn't an island but still has the insanity-inducing effect. Lunging.*

Hannah Banana said...

No! *Continues fighting*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

ok tea.

Render MoonArrow said...

The mind thing isn't working.

I am a servant of Paladin!

*Trowing Bonnie in air and catching with magic like a base ball over and over again*

Hannah Banana said...

As am I...ouch! *jumping off and rolling away, sprining up and lunging again.*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

not fare

Hannah Banana said...

*Lands on ground roughly*

Render MoonArrow said...

Render Just stands there letting Bonnie stab and slash through him like he was made of smoke.*

yawn*

Hannah Banana said...

*Stopping and frowning; looking away...making gateway, rapidly walking through and hiding it quickly*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

lev throws knives at render and
he gits stuck to a tree.

Render MoonArrow said...

Teleporting to Bonnie's position. following and staring*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

lev throws knives at render and
he gits stuck to a tree.

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

and cont git out with magic.

Hannah Banana said...

*Seeing Render...Walking faster...Running down a narrow passageway...thinking...making another gateway and jumping into*

Render MoonArrow said...

Teleporting to Bonnie's position. following and staring*

Hannah Banana said...

*Laughing; Render is stuck to a tree and can't get out with magic*

*High-fives Levi*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

ok and miss.

Render MoonArrow said...

Ok then you got me.

I give up.

I will face defeat with a humble spirit.

But remember that as long as there is one leaf on the tree of justice I Render Moonarrow will get my comeback.

Hannah Banana said...

Really? I'll be waiting for that day, to snatch your precious comeback away from you*

Hannah Banana said...

*Bonnie does victory...long jump*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

ok you can do that so good luck.

Render MoonArrow said...

I said I will Face Defeat Humbly.

come one let me go.

there is no need to be snide.

Hannah Banana said...

Fine. Levi? Care to do the honor?

Render MoonArrow said...

"on"

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

ok but you lost so you cant do
anythings about it.

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

thck knives and puts them in hands.

Render MoonArrow said...

well I'm not sure what to do now.

Hannah Banana said...

*Awkward silence*

...Where's Whisk? He was fun to talk to. I liked his hat.

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

fly............

Render MoonArrow said...

Snaps fingers Whisk comes from nowhere*

Hannah Banana said...

Whisk! ... Nice hat! *Both bow*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

cool im tired

Hannah Banana said...

Hi tired. I'm hungry. Nice to meet you.

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

hi hungry.

Render MoonArrow said...

Snaps Fingers Olive Garden from nowhere*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

liv orders overdone.

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

cool olive garden :)

Hannah Banana said...

Ooh! *Ordering Chicken Alfredo, munching on a breadstick...eyes narrowing in pleasure at the buttery, garlicy bread.*

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

im done so good
:):0:)

Hannah Banana said...

*Finishing all the pasta and all remaining breadsticks*

So, Whisk, what do you like about Whittoom?

Render MoonArrow said...

Hey don't eat them all!

Orders appetizers.

Render MoonArrow said...

Whisk: I could tell you but it is completely confidential.

Hannah Banana said...

*Guiltily puts back the last breadstick...eyeing it greedily*

Ah. ... Are you implying your opinions are confidential or your purpose?

Render MoonArrow said...

Whisk: Both.

where I am from is a place none should know of save me and my comrades

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

im going to the nut shop waere
its fun

Hannah Banana said...

So you wouldn't consider me a comrade?

*Looking thoughtfully at Whisk, secretly envying his huge wide-rimmed hat with the cool feather.*

Render MoonArrow said...

no in fact you make me quite uncomfortable. are you a bad guy? why are you asking so many questions about me? oh nuts are my favorite. I'm going with Levi

Hannah Banana said...

*Blinking*

Forgive me for trying to start an intellectual discourse.

*Sighing*

That went rather well. Now what?*Sippig strawberry lemonade*

Render MoonArrow said...

Ok me and Levi have to go.

Goodnight.

Crazy Pirate\ Dragon keeper.

take care of Miya.

talk to you tomorrow.

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

good night and good bye for a
week.

Render MoonArrow said...

Sippig?

Hannah Banana said...

You take care too. I don't have vb tomorrow so I should be on from like...5 and up. Goodnight silly elf and lil bro of silly elf. Mind the dragons. Ciao.

Hannah Banana said...

*Sipping

*slight smile* You know what I mean.

Leviticus Moonarrow said...

o until Monday good night.

Hannah Banana said...

Night Levi.

Render MoonArrow said...

Well I'm back for a bit.

Hannah Banana said...

Hey! How's Austin?

Hannah Banana said...

...Hello?

Render MoonArrow said...

We haven't left yet silly.

Hannah Banana said...

Oh...when are you leaving?

Render MoonArrow said...

as soon as we are ready.

which should be within the next hour.

cool.

I'll make sure to post when I get there. I'll describe my room and stuff.

Hannah Banana said...

When will you be on again?

*Wheezing* One hour? ONE HOUR?!?!

Render MoonArrow said...

yep.
Probably tomorrow.
'But don't worry I'm still on.

until someone needs me to help.

Hannah Banana said...

Tomorrow I have a track meet...

So...what's up with you? How was your day?

Render MoonArrow said...

Oh we dissected a Pig today.

that will be my next post too.

it was so gross!

Hannah Banana said...

*Grimace* That sounds lovely. Biology?

Render MoonArrow said...

yep.

does Will get to do stuff like that or is he self taught?

Hannah Banana said...

Um I think he goes to few classes each week...Um...maybe ask him for details...

Render MoonArrow said...

so...

since I will be gone for the Trip this gives you a perfect opportunity to write about Amber or Do some of the Pirate Adventure.


then I can read your story when I'm at the Hotel.

Cool?

Hannah Banana said...

No! You can't force me to write, I'm procrastinating! Hey, what days and times will you be on if all then?

Render MoonArrow said...

um probably at night time.

but not much on Saturday that's the day of the wedding. Friday morning and night Night on Saturday and Probably Morning and Night on Sunday but not on Monday Morning just getting home.

you can't procrastinate!

I want the next part of the story!

I wrote mine now it is your turn.

Hannah Banana said...

Mmm...I'll do it later. So...what else did you do today?

Render MoonArrow said...

Um Spanish and speech.

in speech we are writing a persuasive speech.

I'm going to do one on how Media effects Kids and how we can slow that effect to a stand still.

That will be another post too.

Hannah Banana said...

Hey, that sounds good! I can't wait to read that one! Do you like the nation-wide speech and debate thing?

Render MoonArrow said...

kind u I'm not in it though.

I'm not sure if I'm that kind of person.

Hannah Banana said...

What do you mean?

Render MoonArrow said...

oh well.

politics I don't like politics t all.

speeches are cool but I think I have the tools to build a speech when ever I want to.

Render MoonArrow said...

"at"

Hannah Banana said...

Me TOO! I like speeches. I like going to those ones where they have the humorous and due ones. They are funny! Politics bore me. Oh well.

Render MoonArrow said...

have you heard of Ray Comfort?

Hannah Banana said...

No, sorry. Never have. Who's he?

Render MoonArrow said...

AGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!

you never heard of him!!!!!

WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

you have to see his speeches he is like on the radio and stuff and he is a traveling evangelist.

really cool guy.

google him.

Hannah Banana said...

I'll google him later.

Render MoonArrow said...

what ever.

I have to go now Lazy..

JK.

I'll be sure to tell you about Austin.

ttyl.

Hannah Banana said...

*Suppressed sob* Ok. Ttyl.

Hannah Banana said...

Ciao.