Duren and The Harvest Moon Ball.
Ok so Duren has to get to the Wisdom Tooth(who ever that is) and consult with him(Or her.) about how to save the world of HERE. And we see him now.
Duren was walking. (Of coarse he was walking he couldn’t run he was to fat, he couldn’t fly it is impossible he has no aerodynamics about him in any way shape or form and he wouldn’t crawl that would just be plain disturbing. But he might be able to fly if he were thrown by a Catapult. But that wouldn’t be flying he would have been thrown from one place to another that is not flying. Well I guess one would be flying if he were cutting through the air, But he would meet a nasty end all together. But what if he were caught by a net. Who would know he was coming? I don’t know send a telephone call. What if they don’t have telephones? But I think that he would be really flying if he flew like a bird or an airplane. Not being thrown by a Catapult. But what if he were carried by a large bird. There could be one after all there are plenty more surprises to reveal. Well if a bird would Carrie him he wouldn‘t be flying he would have been carried by the bird and the bird would be flying. I don‘t know if it is altogether possible for a bird to Carrie Duren, he is so fat. Yes I think you have a point. It would be very difficult to accomplish such a feet of enormous weight. You would have to be strong and weigh Duren to perfect proportions. But what kind of bird would be strong enough to Carrie such a weight of such magnificent magnitude. My dear Second personality I think the reader wants to get back to the story. Oh sorry Render. Anyway back to Duren Walking. He was walking at night and the moon was HUGE! It was Gynormous! The moonlight was so powerful things outside in the cool was as clear as day yet the color of the light was blue and it Illuminated his surroundings a little weaker then the sun would. He was in a large farmland/ Forest. It looked like the crops were almost ready to harvest. There were pumpkins and corn and wheat. All that Jazz. He was walking along coming to a pond with stepping rocks in them. He stepped over the rocks to the other side and as he crossed over he thought he heard music. But it was not decipherable to tell if it was Music or the wind.
The music/ wind sound grew more powerful as he walked further. He came up to a wood fence and behind the fence there was a large pumpkin patch that went for acres. There where pumpkins everywhere of every shape and size. He jumped over the fence and walked through towards a hill and over the hill was the Huge moon. He saw dark figures by a large bonfire in the forest so he decided to find out more. He got closer and it looked as if a party had commenced but there was only four people there by the fire. They were roasting a huge wild animal big enough to feed an army. They were talking and laughing telling jokes and stories all together very happy people. So Duren decided to come into the fire light and reveal himself.
“Hello merry folk I am curious to what is the occasion for this feast.” said Duren and feast it was. There was a huge table with food of every kind. Corn Pumpkin pies. Brisket, Chicken, pork, and vegetables and fruits like apples and huge watermelons, mashed potatoes and baked potatoes, sweet things and sour things, cups and plates, spoons and forks and knives. There was also a large table with Drinks. There was Root beer and wine, Lemonade, Apple cider, Grape juice, steaming hot tea and ice cold tea, coffee and Raspberry Soda. They also had a large table with Deserts of every kind you name it and it was there. “it is the celebration of the Harvest moon. You didn’t know that?” said the oldest man with a deep voice. “no I didn’t I’m not from around here. “Well this year has been very successful. Today is the day of the Harvest Moon Ball! And your welcome to stay and feast with us.” “Where is everyone else?” Duren Asked “why Dancing on the hill right under the moon.” said an old woman who looked like she was the head cook. She pointed to the dancing dark figures on the hill and there was many of them. “your missing the most fun part. Jacob please escort Our guest to the hill please.” A short boy about seven years of age came around from the other side of the fire. He had a long mettle fork in his right hand and on the other end of it there was a Hot dog. He rested the long fork on his shoulder like a fishing rod and walked or should I say Limped over to Duren. He had a shorter left leg and was walking with a limp. He came over and shook Duren’s hand and introduced himself as Jacob Tenor. “lets go.” Jacob said gesturing toward the hill, and they walked along. “you from around here?” said Jacob. “No in fact I haven’t been anywhere like before.” Duren admired how the land was. It was full of hills but the one they were going to was the tallest\ and they still had a long way to go. “That’s neat.” said Jacob. Even though they were going up hill Jacob and Jacob was having a hard time getting up the hill he was still smiling with not a hint of exhaustion on his face. Duren was concerned for the little boy. He had never seen a boy like this before. “I’m so happy today Duren. so Happy.” Jacob said with a smile. Duren was so depressed. Even though Jacobs words were uplifting Duren was jealous of how happy Jacob was even though forever Jacob would have a hard time in his life walking he was so Happy anyway. Duren never felt this happy. Not even when he bet someone in chess. He felt that he finally knew what was missing in his life after seeing this boy. Happiness.
When the boys got up the hill there were many people there dancing on the top. The moon looked close enough to jump and grab it. The music Duren heard before was being played by a small band. Everyone was happy and having tons of fun. Jacob said He had to go back and help his mom. Duren asked if he would be alright by himself. Jacob just said “I can make it on my own.” Jacob was such a Determined boy. He was so happy and his ambition was strong. He was always determined to get things done by himself with no help. Duren waved him goodbye and Jacob waved back. Duren walked over to the band that was playing the music he heard before. They were done with the particular song and everyone applauded. The band bowed in Unison and took a brake and everyone took a seat and talked. There were lanterns on a huge tree that was on the side of the hill Duren did not see before, And there by the tree was picnic tables and chairs and that is where everyone went to drink Pineapple Punch. Duren walked over to the band and said “I knew it was music I heard.” and then the Trumpeter said. “what did you think it was? “oh I thought it was the Wind I heard.” “The Wind?” said the Saxophonist. “what does He know about Music?” and then the harmonica player said “everybody blames the wind.” and the Band walked toward the Huge tree. Duren followed them over to the tree and the tree was bigger then what Duren saw. And there were many people resting from the earlier dance. He sat down next to the boys who were playing Tic-Tack-Toe on pieces of paper. Duren thought that that game was the one he hated most. You couldn’t cheat and the other thing is no one ever wins it’s always a draw. They stopped because they got bored of the game and decided to talk about what they are going to eat down by the Bonfire. They practically listed everything but Duren thought that they would never eat that much food. Not even he could do that. And as the time went by a woman who was one of the moms for two of the boys he was talking to came to Duren and said “ Are you going to dance?” “I don’t know how nether do I want to. I’d rather sit down and watch everyone else and enjoy the music. “Oh but this is a ball your supposed to dance.” “yes but I do not want to Embarrass myself.” replied Duren. “Oh but that is another part of Dancing!” said the Woman walking toward the dancing area. The Band started a new tune and started to sing the song that Duren wrote. To Duren’s surprise they had added to it and the Lead singer was a dwarf who said. “A young boy named Duren inspired me to write this song maestro if you please.” and the dwarf sang in the tune of Twinkle Twinkle little star:
Fish and water falls find a place,
Were the person hits you in a face,
With a Boot and a cat,
If you say where you are at,
In a tree with a dear of dirt,
And the apple sauce turns into a shirt,
Frogs go wild when they see,
All the simple people flee,
Friends go special time,
Invite a monkey eat a lime,
Free to sing and quick to shout,
Dogs say ello and Cheaters pout…..
Everyone applauded and after he was done they played a different song and everyone even the boys picked a partner and danced. Duren sat down watching the people dance and laugh when they messed up. Duren Admired how when they messed up they just kept on going like it never happened. The Dwarf came over to Duren and shook his hand and said. “now your song will be famous among the people of this world.” “thank you for making it famous.” said Duren. The Dwarf bowed and said “you have learned much Duren, good luck with the rest of your journey ahead. But for now Enjoy yourself.” and the dwarf walked down the hill toward the Bonfire. Duren sat back and drunk the Pineapple Punch watching the people dance. DINNER!!! Screamed the head Cook banging a stick on a bell. And everyone stopped and walked toward the Bonfire which had grown bigger and stronger then ever before. When they got back there was also Chairs and long tables set out for them. They served themselves and roasted marshmallows and sang songs and played music and talked and laughed. This was the most happiness Duren had ever saw. This kind of thing didn’t happen much in his world nether was he invited being the character he was. He ate to is delight and after he was done with desert he pushed his chair back leaned back and gave a sigh of contentment. The rest of the night (which was long) consisted of music and laughing dancing around the Bonfire and talking. After everyone settled in the story teller came and told a scary story that was filled with suspense and terror. And after that story he told them of a happy story where everyone was successful in everything and the sense factory was fixed. It didn’t take long for Duren to feel sleepy and as the Fire dimmed down. They all sang a song of goodnight and everyone went to their houses. The party went from around 3:00 Pm. To 3:00 Am. Duren was invited to Jacob’s house to sleep and he walked sleepily along and he did not remember the journey there. He was to busy thinking of the wonderful time he had at the party that he wished would last forever. The last thing he remembered was being tucked into a nice soft bed and falling asleep. And as he dreamed he saw a giant skeleton and in the mouth of the skeleton was a giant tooth and he knew who this tooth was.
257 comments:
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That was nice. I think Jacob is a good character. You're so conversational. :) That's good.
Still here?
I'm here now.
WHat ya doing?
the real question is are YOU here?
Of course I'm here. :) Whatup?
I just got home from the Spring Fling.
it was FUn.
NOTICE.
PLEASE PEOPLE READ THE WEEK OF TERROR TOO. IT IS RIGHT UNDER THIS ONE!
Really? What was it like? What kind of music did y'all dance to?
Mmm...k....
I'm the only people here that I know of, and I commented...so please don't shout. :)
Who else is reading it that you know of?
We didn't dance!
that is tomorrow and you will be missing out!
I don't know people that haven't been here yet.
chill out!
No, no, I'm going to watch Charity do her gym, which is practically dancing, only better. Jk.
In self defense and in the topic of "chilling"...you were the one yelling. Jk. I'm so hyper/bored.
...Did I insult you?...I'm sorry...
no I was writing an email.
I'm back now.
Ah. Now I've got to go read that email. :)
I'm back.
cool.
So...
Let's talk about favorite foods.
mine is Italian and Mexican.
Olive Garden Rocks!!!
I love Olive Garden!
Um, American mostly. Italian is great, so is Mexian. Um...chinese occasionally. That's basically it. Depends on my mood. But I'm always in the mood for chocolate!
What do you order when you get Italian and Mexican?
Do you have Chocolate now?
Looking innocent*
I like the Chicken Alfrado and at El Jorito's I like their fajitas.
Yes. *holding Hersheys*
WHy?
Yea! I love fajitas! I can eat like...a billion!
do you have extra chocolate?
*Batting Eye lids and looking even more Innocent*
Mm...maybe...*unwrapping paper*...
Why? What's it to you?
You know it is a well known fact that Elves love Chocolate too.
It IS?!?! I didn't remember reading that in your post!
*Taking bite*
looking away.*
as if ya can't take a hint!
can I have some?
hay haw ya doing
Levi you Bat!
"Hey""How"
*laughing* Here. All you had to do was ask, instead of looking like a hungry puppy. *tossing bar of Chocolate*
Hey Levi!
Chocolate bar hits Render in the head*
he picks it up and rips off the paper. eats*
so what ya guy typing about.
*shaking head; trying not to smile*
So...did I already ask y'all about y'all's days? I know I asked about tomorrow. So...how were y'all's days?
"guys"
good
I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
twas okie dokie.
it was kinds slow all day until 3:00.
then we went to the party and now we're back.
*Eating Chocolate quickly*
Thankee
"Kinda"
tweekltrts
No problem. I've got a whole bag full. I had a meet today. They are actually fun this year!
Levi no junk on this blog thank you!
what kinda Meat?
a meet what that a post to meen
beef pork Chicken?
I didn't know Meat could be fun...
I guess eating meat can be fun
*confused look*
ooo...kkk...?
I hope Bonnie isn't psychopathic levi
ya it vary fun...........
not that i who'd now.
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?!
what if you played basketball with a meat ball.
I guess that would be playing with meat.
and that should be fun.
hay Ryan are you having
fun
*Makes face* I think if wouldn't bounce, it would just...SPLAT...
Yuk.
ya but it who'd be vary sticky.
If I was playing with a meatball.
which I'm not that is totally Disterbing.
I guess Dodge ball would be fun with Meatballs.
but you who'd probably eat it
or Golf
Haha! THAT WOULD BE FUN..ish! I love dodgeball!!!
like i sed you who'd probably eat it
and if you were playing with knives and you were stabbing the meat and screaming that would be fun.
and setting things on FIRE!!!
ya golf who'd be fun
Me and Levi would totally win if you were our opponent.
Hey, are y'all having dinner at ten again? And more importantly...are you having meatballs?
fire is so cool
Yeah. You would. I'd loose golf. I can't play.
and if you screamed and shook your head real fast and jumped around and off the walls and throwing acid on people and kicking and throwing a tantrum!!
but if you set the meat on fire
and play dodgeball.
I repeat my unaswered question:
Are y'all having dinner at ten again?
that would be extreme!!!!
Extremely FUN! Ohmygoodness, I want to try!!!
so what are we playing with the meatballs
and what if you had Catapult full of Meatballs that are on fire.
then you could have an ultimate Hamster War.
*sigh* For the third time, WHEN ARE Y'ALL HAVING DINNER?!?!
i have a good idea let us use
meatloaf to and we are going to
have so much fun
and put it on fire to
re you there *so alone inside*
And all day it would be raining Flaming Meatballs and People would be screaming and crying and the world would shake and there would be fire everywhere and dark shadows would devour the people that had acid all over them and fish would crawl out of the ocean being forced to eat the land people and the democrats would jump off diving board into giant pincil sharpeners and the kittens would donimate the world and dogs would be their slaves and the free people of middle earth would be running in circles and green things would crawl in bed with you and bite you and tell you knock knock jokes while your trying to sleep and the moon would shatter and fall into the atmosphere and there will be earthquakes and the volume would be really high and volcanoes would tip over belching out lava and cosmic flames of twisted death!!!
*takes in Deep breath*
but everything will come back to normal and everyone will live happily ever after.
THE END
and fire is hot Levi not cool.
its a figure of speech!!!!.
I hope she's not gone for ever.
fat chance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yep she's probably mad at us.
jk
man now im sad :( *crying*
yep.
this is pretty sad...
Joins Levi*
i guess she gone *crying*
*sigh* What would you do without me? Jk. :)
*raining chocolate*
And yet, still, my question hasn't been answered! Oh well...no matter.
My goodness, Render, what a scene!
I feel soorly missed. :)
Alright, who's up for playing dodgeball?
Aha we have a challenge!!!
Throwing meatball!*
*ducking and throwing another one, laughing at Render's shocked face*
If only Marissa was here to quadrouplify the fun.
i do!! and don't tell any of the
others about us crying
quadrouplify? is that a word???
DodgeMeatball ha Now I made up a word.
*Dodging*
Oh, of course not. *filing away in mental cabinet under "blackmail"*
Jk. I won't tell a single soul.
die render i win
Well if it's not, it should be.
*ducking; throwing two at Render; moving to side and tossing one at Levi's face*
Agh I'm dead!
*falls over with tongue hanging out*
Hey Levi, Render's dead! Let's have a party! *looking at poor Render and feeling guilty; pouring melted chocolate into lolling tongue*
ha mists kills bonnie with meatball
Nooo! I didn't mean it! Don't die!!!
*staggering from the blow* Ooh...2 men down!
party weeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaawoooooo
that was some party
I have been resurected by the taste of Chocolate!!!
*Angels singing and render coming back to life.*
big mistake! chocolate makes me more powerful!
*throws seven hundred meatball toward Bonnie and Levi*
what how did i git here.
Well, I'm dead... so technically you can't kill me, and technically you can't have a party if you're dead. Oh wait...I take that back.
HA! Now I'm the only one dead that means I'm the only one having a party! Haha! I'm having a lovely garden party, and you're not invited!
Bummer come Levi we shall have our own Garden party.
Snaps fingers Garden party from nowhere*
cool partyhrty weeeeeeeeehaaaaaawoooo
that was some party
I'm not sure if Garden parties are masculine
lets have a meatball party
*Having party with Multiple Bonnies*
haha, Bonnie1, you're so funny!
Bonnie2...I don't think that's edible...
Bon-Bon, I totally think that's a very valuable fact that I must learn for the furtherance of my education.
And Bonnie4...wait...where's 4th me? *searching*...what's she doing in the tree? I didn't put her there!
yaaa this is the worst partyhrty
lets do something els
I said: lets have a meatball party
Oh, only real men have them.
HI Bon-Bon!!!
I haven't seen you in a while!
I'm dead...can I still play?
meatball weeeeeeehaaaaaawooooo
that was some party.
I don't even like meatballs.
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Bon-Bon waves, overcome with giggles from Bonnie1's jokes, trying to mumble something intelligent, but failing miserabley*
you wont a ringpop bonnie
or no
let's explore the Pyramids of south America!
wat your dead
Yes to both! *grabs hat and ring pop, smilin excitedly*
"What, you're dead?" says my murderer...
no I brought you back to life.
*suddenly we find ourselves bye a huge Inca Pyramid*
"by"
you can have your rringpop now.
Ooh. Thanks. Hey, what does this button do?
*Presses big, red button*
Thanks. *popping ring*
hey they sign said do not push bad bonnie bad!!!
the"
no dont puss the button
Monkey do the River Dance in front of us.*
that was the River Dance button.
no were going to die
ok im good
What? WHAT SIGN?!?! *blink; focusing on big, purple sign in front of face*
...Oh...
this is int making sins
sense
our Sense factory must be broken
Of course it isn't! Weren't you listening? The sense factory is broken!
o ya thats right boga smt gkohbo
ok let us go ...... into the Pyramid.
*putting cloak over head*
levi put eye back in head
*Dark halls surround; someone lights palm for light; dripping sound comes from somewhere; presence of someone following them becomes clearly felt*
I feel......FRED!!!
im so scared
booooooo jAJAJAA
you know me and Levi are in the same room.
SHHHHHH
Don't be afraide! I shall protect you! *jumping out with can of anti-Fred* Ha! I know your ways, you--*can is empty*...
New battle plan: RUN!!!
*racing down passageways*
why?
I am a Dragon rider for Crying out loud!!!
DIE KILLS FRED SORRY FRED
Really? Are y'all going to like...co-ordinate...or something?
...talking about me?
AAHHHH!
...that must be...interesting...
you can't kill him!!!
i just did haaaaaaahaaahahaha
Good. I didn't feel like running anyway. I've done plenty of that today.
then How Am I shaking his hand right now?
im shaking his hand to big wup
WHAT HAND?!?! FRED'S? How can you be shaking his hand? Oh noooo... did you strike a deal with him?
*nervous look* This can't be good...
no I just picked up his severed hand and shook it all over.
like a dog
i dont care soots his haed
and fred dies agin
yes I do like to shake dogs.
*sigh of relife* Ok. Good. You scared me. MAJORLY...
Shall we see where this leads? *Poiting to small tunnel that smells like grass*
Poiting????? what does that mean?
see hes dead. now lets go.
Um...um...um...*running into tunnel* HEY! It's huge in here!!!!
I dont care
WOW!!!!
it is huge in here!!!
hey look there is a message here it says:
Dan is Dead....
pore den i feel so sad
*GasP* WHAT? My brother Dan is dead?
When did this happen? And why is that skeleton and his friends looking at us like that?
we should say a few word on his behalf.
Dan you were so great.
but you died....so you weren't all that great.
AMEN!!!
*gasp
i don't see them.
Really No afence we didn't know....
Hey, I don't think Dan appreciated your speech...*skeltons drawing swords; we do likewise*
Offense"
sorry den I dont evin now but you
fele like a brother to me
aman!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Render slashes but Skeleton comes back together*
???
I wish I could do that...
Hey! Try this! *Bonnie cuts apart one skeleton; Render, Bonnie, and Levi take all the body parts and shove them in drawers and closets; continue doing to all other skeletons, until they meet....*music* ... BOB*
levi sit *crying* den way did you have
to go *crying* some more
ya Dan WHY!!!
ok Levi cut it out.....
well...who is bob?
no den was so cool but i don't now
him but it still sad
Yeah...have some chocolate.
*Pointing to giant spider-skeleton, wrapped loosely in silk, leaving an acid trail behind it*
ok bob did you kill dan
He was the only one here! He's guilty! *draws swords*
and die spider *stabs reputably*
kills bob and sorry bob your great
for tow secants
reputably??
oh yes with good reputation: known to be honest, reliable, or respectable
so you just stabbed the spider with respect....
yes yes I did
you reliably and honestly stabbed the spider with respect....
cool...
Well, he was an awefully great spider. Father of Shelob, you know. Killed by ... *gaping at scroll I am readin* BILBO?!?! Oh well. Let's continue on.
bonnie!! she gone
I AM?
she a gost
gost???
lets see. nope not in the English dictionary.
Levi look over there!!!!
stop it
what am I looking at dumey
Ha made ya look!!!!
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